Do Elves ever get fat? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

kementari · 05-21-2008, 10:32 PM

Good point. There's actually no public transport in ME, so most people get a run around. Plus, in the movies Elves seemed not to be eating too much-quite contrary to Hobbit eating habits

Morthoron · 05-24-2008, 11:03 AM

Elves, elves, elves -- They never concerned themselves
Regarding the fat content of their feast
Elves, elves, elves -- Not that much upon their shelves
To make an Eldar morbidly obese
Elves, elves, elves -- Immortal, so I suppose
There was never a need to eat in haste
Elves, elves, elves -- No want of elastic clothes
To gird ever-expanding elvish waists

05-21-2008, 10:32 PM	#1
kementari Haunting Spirit Join Date: May 2003 Location: Amongst the Ferns: New Zealand Posts: 56	No public transport Good point. There's actually no public transport in ME, so most people get a run around. Plus, in the movies Elves seemed not to be eating too much-quite contrary to Hobbit eating habits __________________ ~ Kementari ~ Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo.

05-24-2008, 11:03 AM	#2
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	Elves, elves, elves -- They never concerned themselves Regarding the fat content of their feast Elves, elves, elves -- Not that much upon their shelves To make an Eldar morbidly obese Elves, elves, elves -- Immortal, so I suppose There was never a need to eat in haste Elves, elves, elves -- No want of elastic clothes To gird ever-expanding elvish waists __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.