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Morthoron · 06-24-2008, 10:06 AM

Heroine is Galadriel's long lost love child: snort a shot of tequila.

Hero is either the sixth Istari or one of the Blue Wizards: shotgun a beer.

Half-elves have multiplied and now constitute an entire race: drink Jack from a flask and claim it's Miruvor.

The Hero/Heroine has a weapon crafted by Telchar of Nogrod: take a shot from a dagger sheathe.

Hero is an Elf-Pirate (recently displaced from the Caribbean): take a shot of rum.

Heroine has purple hair (obviously to match her violet eyes -- I swear I've read this!): Take a shot of hydrogen peroxide.

Heroine describes all female elves as 'Elfess' or 'Elfesses': Chug a Guinesses.

06-24-2008, 10:06 AM	#4
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	Heroine is Galadriel's long lost love child: snort a shot of tequila. Hero is either the sixth Istari or one of the Blue Wizards: shotgun a beer. Half-elves have multiplied and now constitute an entire race: drink Jack from a flask and claim it's Miruvor. The Hero/Heroine has a weapon crafted by Telchar of Nogrod: take a shot from a dagger sheathe. Hero is an Elf-Pirate (recently displaced from the Caribbean): take a shot of rum. Heroine has purple hair (obviously to match her violet eyes -- I swear I've read this!): Take a shot of hydrogen peroxide. Heroine describes all female elves as 'Elfess' or 'Elfesses': Chug a Guinesses. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.