Try The Barrowdowns you'll like it.

[Eönwë]

I got a few

3-in-1 Protection for your Barrow-Downs. (In case your password gets stolen- everyone wants to be Eönwë on the Downs)
We'll Leave The Barrow-Downs On For You. (I've done that before)
There's Only One Barrow-Downs. (Very true)

Because there is so much riding on your Eönwë (hmm...)

Some WW ones:

Taste the Eönwë (It tastes good)
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Eönwë(OW!)
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Eönwë. (Well...)
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Eönwë (What! Get away, you wolves)
And the ultimate WW caliing:
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab an Eönwë.

Or maybe I'll last a longer time:
Do You Eat The Eönwë Last?


and:
Central Heating for The Barrow-Downs (Ha ha!)
Grab life by the Barrow-Downs (true)

Probably The Best Eönwë In The World. (hopefully true. But not the best Eonwe, mind you).

I've Seen the Future, and it's Eönwë Shaped
Eönwë is forever


Ok, I'd better Do The Eönwë and stop now.


Edit: Anyway, Wouldn't You Rather Be Eönwë?