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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Astalder gasped as the singing hobbit fell and disappeared. It couldn't be, could it? This was who she had come so far to find. And now she learned he was as clumsy and hapless as any hobbit. She sat forward in her seat, straining her ears for the sound of an invisible crawler, but to no luck. There was far too much external noise to here the softness of a hobbit crawling away from his landing spot.
This was a most unfortunate turn. If someone was out there, following this poor fellow, no doubt they would now be drawn to this incident. Astalder shuddered to think. The hobbit had reappeared by the feet of a man. Astalder immediately recognized him, Aragorn. She need not worry for a little while. It was time for some fresh air anyway. She pushed herself away from the table. She made sure her hood was up and her ears were concealed. The hound at her feet trotted out in front of her as she made for the door. She passed by the man who had tripped the hobbit in the first place. She could disguise her face and body, but Astalder's sweet, melodic voice would always give her away. So when she spoke to the shadowy figure she kept it low, "You should be more careful where you stick your feet." He didn't move and appeared to be asleep. Astalder, in elven grace and beauty, kicked his foot and headed for the door once more.
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Wisest of the Noldor
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The voice was not too low for Moonflower's super-keen hearing. She recognised those cloying, would-be musical tones immediately. The padding of the fleabitten hound who followed her aunt everywhere only confirmed her fears.
"Auntie Astalder! Here!" she gasped. All Moonflower could think of was that her family was looking for her, trying to take back her hard-won independence. She shrank back into her shadowy corner, hoping to escape the notice of her least-favourite relative. Astalder had always pretended to sympathise with her blind niece, but never missed a chance to remind her of her handicap. Worse, Moonflower suspected that her aunt knew all about her unhappy love for the Balrog Slayer– knew, and secretly laughed at her. Only when she heard the door close behind her aunt did Moonflower allow herself to breathe a sigh of relief. It was shortlived: Aunt Astalder might have gone, but her other problem remained. She desperately needed someone to explain to her what was going on. For her, invisibility had no meaning; she did not understand why a simple hobbit's drunken singing had made a shocked silence fall over the common room. Yet she just knew, somehow, that danger was in the air. Moonflower rose to her feet and made her way to the mysterious individual her aunt had rebuked. Standing over the slumped figure, she increased the strength of her psychic "vision". With her power at its height, she could see more clearly than those with working eyes– but it was a terrible strain. For now, she made do with dimly recognising the outline of a hooded head and... could it be a beard? Moonflower fought down her disappointment. For a moment there she had thought she sensed the presence of a kindred soul, but clearly this being was no Elf. Still, she reasoned, anyone who annoyed her aunt so much couldn't be all bad. Moonflower cleared her throat. "Elen síla lúmenn’ omentielvo," she said. [Sindarin. = "Hi there."]
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Blithe Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2003
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“Oh Morcair-shu! You bad, bad boy! What will daddy say?” Sharpairien wrinkled her freckled nose in adorable dismay and tossed her shining auburn locks over her bare, Arien-kissed shoulder. She pushed aside the luxurious damask sheets, got out of her hand-carved Nan Emloth mahogany bed, and removed the chewed circlet from the maw of the little dog that sat wagging its tail on the exquisite Teleri-crafted rug.
“Oh no, it’s the one You-Know-Who gave Daddy. And he gets *so* weird and boring about anything to do with Her.” Sharpairien’s mother, Ivanariel, never referred to the first wife, Celebrian, by her real name, and had brought Sharpairien up to do the same. It was kind of a mother-daughter private joke. It had to be. Elrond would smile indulgently at most of the antics of his charming and wilful youngest child, but he did not like any jest or disrespectful reference to the departed Celebrian. And now Morcair-shu had destroyed her last gift to Elrond before she passed over the sea – the priceless amethyst and crystal-studded mithril circlet he always wore on his noble brow at Council meetings. “Now, you naughty thing. Make amends by going to fetch Daemian, tell him to come to help me choose my outfit for today.”
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
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It was not that he hated Hobbits. Truthfully, he had never even engaged one in a conversation longer than a brief remark about the weather or to ask directions (which always turned out to be an insufferable chore, considering the Halfling predisposition to long-windedness). But there was something annoying about the paunchy little blighters: in their omnipresent and almost manic cheerfulness; their incessant geneological rambles (I mean, really, how far could they trace their brief ancestries back -- one or two hundred years? Pffft!); their inveterate butchering of Westron, droppin' the g's and losing the 'andles on the 'aitches; and the folksy but addled adages that peppered their glib speech (''After all's gone, nothin' is left", "I don't cotton to conies lest they're skinned and sauteed", "Don't count your barley before it's batched", or some such rot).
No, Amarthanuin did not have any ill-will for the half-witted Halflings, but he couldn't countenance their annoying presence for more than a few hours at a time, and the alloted amount of time that Amarth could bear these plump periannath had reached the frayed edge of forebearance several hours ago. He noticed the Prancing Pony had thinned out dramatically; in fact, all the Hobbits, including the one who seemingly disappeared, were long gone, and only a few drunken sots were left, sprawled and snoring, until the next morn's cock crow. No longer drunk himself, but with a headache to match his annoyance, he wondered how long he had been napping. Catching the proprietor of the inn, one Barliman Butterbur, at the top of a flight of stairs, Amarth inquired about a room. Butterbur scratched his head for a moment and drawled confusedly, "Well, that's just the thing, beggin' your pardon, kind sir. You see, it's like this: what with the seeming invasion of hooded strangers lurking about, it seems the old inn is piled to the rafters with 'em." "And...that means...what?" Amarth growled rather sternly. "Well, one thing pushes out another, as they say." Barliman replied, "and no new is good news." Amarth bit his lip and stared hard at the innkeep. "Now, now, no need for all that," Butterbur continued hesitantly, mopping the sweat off his forehead with his apron so that half of his words were muffled in beer-soaked cotton. "It just that there are no rooms left for the big-folk. There, I've said it, and beggin' your pardon and all, but there's just so many rooms to let and so little time to make sure every patron is...ummm....patronized." Amarth sucked his teeth in exasperation. "So," he sighed, "there are no rooms to let then?" "Oh no, not at all, I mean, yes, we have rooms, of course we have rooms. It's just that..." "It's just that, what?" "Well, you see, there's no rooms for big-folk, and, well, seeing as you're rather on the short side, I was wonderin' -- no offense and beggin' your pardon and all -- if you wouldn't...ummm...all things bein' equal and all, if you wouldn't mind..." Amarth's ire was growing exponentially, particularly since Butterbur made reference to his height (a sore spot for him, to be sure). "Butterbur, if you don't spit it out, I shall cut out your tongue and nail it to your forehead, for all the good it is doing you now." Barliman took a deep breath and then rushed through an explanation: "Well,allweseemtohaveatthemomentisanice,cozyHobbit room,ifyoudon'tmind,kindsir." "A...Hobbit room?" "Yes...yes sir," Butterbur gasped as if he were in agony. "Well, I guess that will have to do." "It will? Why, yes, of course it will," Barliman wheezed in relief. "I'll go roust out that lazy slowcoach Hob to fluff up the pillows, dust off the blankets and throw some new rushes down. It's flea season here in Bree, you know. Can't sleep tight if the bedbugs bite, as we say." Equally relieved to be done with the fat innkeeper, Amarth nodded and answered, "Very well, Butterbur. In the meantime, I will take a walk outside for a bit." Not waiting for Butterbur to reply, Amarth wheeled away and headed toward the great oaken door that led to the sodden streets. It had been raining on and off for most of the week, and the cesspool that was Bree was a muddy mire. Careful to keep his boots centered on the wood planks thrown down in a halfhearted attempt to keep passers-by from sinking waist deep in the puddling muck, Amarth tread lightly down the darkened street. He hadn't gotten very far when he espied shadowy figures huddled sinisterly over a body laying in the middle of the street.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. Last edited by Morthoron; 12-03-2008 at 09:46 PM. |
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Wisest of the Noldor
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Alatariel Moonflower was used to rejection. So many times she had tried to reach out to another Elf, only to be dismissed as unworthy, flawed, an embarrassment to the Firstborn. Thus, when the one she had greeted so hopefully suddenly got to his feet, pushed past her without a word and staggered away, she was saddened but not surprised. Only a solitary crystal tear marred the perfection of her alabaster cheek.
"What did I expect?" she muttered to herself. "Why should care if one more person spurns me, after... after... G-Glor– Glor– fin -del!" Another tear, glittering like a priceless gem, welled up in her equally jewel-like eye, and then another. Moonflower was seized with a fit of uncontrollable sobbing, which only rendered her more beautiful, and definitely didn't make her nose run or her eyes puff up or anything like that. More and more sparkling tears streamed from her beautiful, sightless jade-green orbs. Frantically she tried to dry them with her cloak. Suddenly she became aware that the background snoring had stopped, and that several of the patrons were no longer sprawled in drunken stupor, but were sitting bolt upright. She could not see their expressions– not without using more power than she had the heart for in her distraught state– but she had no doubt that they were staring at her. Had they been awakened by the sound of her weeping? What would they think of the sobbing creature in their midst? Would they offer her violence? What horrors would their lewd minds conceive when they discovered that the mysterious cloaked stranger was a radiantly lovely Elfess? Not wanting to find out, Moonflower groped her way outside. Bree was cold, wet and miserable, but Moonflower was only glad that the weather was in keeping with her mood. She wandered on aimlessly, caring nothing for the mud that fouled the border of her plain green velvet cloak and besmirched the silver-broidered hem of her simple white silk travelling gown with its cuffs and collar of the finest snowy lace, its sleeves and skirt worked with niphredil flowers in silver thread and its bodice with seed-pearls in the shape of the Two Trees. All the blind Elfess asked was to be left alone with her sorrow, but even that was not to be granted her, it seemed. Ahead of her she "saw" a figure lying in the Road, and two more bending over him. Someone, it appeared was injured, and was being aided by his friends. "At least he has friends," the outcast she-Elf muttered under her breath. The constant scorn Moonflower had suffered from the world could not destroy her natural compassion. She was just about to offer to help, when somehow– through her innate intuition– she realised that all was not as it seemed. Moonflower shuddered, sensing she was in the presence of evil... evil that might overpower even her brave and noble spirit. She was relieved when she heard someone approaching from the direction of the inn... until the newcomer got close enough for her to recognise the sound of his footsteps. It was the stranger she had tried to befriend... who had brushed her aside as though she did not even exist.
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"Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo. Last edited by Nerwen; 12-09-2008 at 08:30 PM. |
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