Why take over Middle Earth?

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

I quite agree:
"Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so."-- Gore Vidal

How do you think old Gore felt about people who weren't American running for President? It's about time we put an end to this silly independence fad.

Oh...I was just trying to slip in a general sexual reference when I wrote that, as in, being immature and silly

Actually I was trying to play along with it. Ah, the perils of on-line whimsy.

I've a theory that Sauron wanted to plate himself in mithril, but that may have been someone else...