Male and Female Orcs - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

01-29-2009, 07:59 PM

#12

Morthoron

Curmudgeonly Wordwraith

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits

Posts: 2,515

Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boo Radley

Orc blind dates.

What could be scarier?

Orc honeymoons? Talk about 'bumping uglies!'

Orc birth? The witch-doctor slaps the mother.

Orc periods? Keep sharp objects away at that time of the month, or else unleash the amazons on Gondor.

__________________
And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts BB code is On Smilies are On [IMG] code is On HTML code is Off Forum Rules

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:48 AM.