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Old 03-02-2009, 08:11 PM   #1
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if I wasn't so mad at you I'd really love you right now,
My exes all used to say that.
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:13 PM   #2
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My exes all used to say that.
Before he ate them, that is. Can't leave witnesses after all.
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:22 PM   #3
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Before he ate them, that is.
Do you know how difficult it is to avoid arousing suspicion when you ask her to spend two days bathing in teriyaki sauce?

"But why, hon?"

"It, um, will give you a nice healthy looking tan."

"I've never heard that."

"My friend Rosa uses it, and she's more tan than most people."

"Rosa is Mexican."

"No, she just looks that way."

"Her last name is Gonzales."

"Jim uses it."

"He's a burn victim."

"He accidentally used BBQ sauce."
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:27 PM   #4
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Yeah, now he's given up that tack entirely.

phantom: Here, have some hoisin sauce.

Me: Um... why?

phantom: Because you're a duck?
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:28 PM   #5
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Do you know how difficult it is to avoid arousing suspicion when you ask her to spend two days bathing in teriyaki sauce?

"But why, hon?"

"It, um, will give you a nice healthy looking tan."

"I've never heard that."

"My friend Rosa uses it, and she's more tan than most people."

"Rosa is Mexican."

"No, she just looks that way."

"Her last name is Gonzales."

"Jim uses it."

"He's a burn victim."

"He accidentally used BBQ sauce."
*looks at her pale skin*

Mehbe I should try that. Phantom, I'll wait until Thursday or so. Then when you come to hang out Saturday I'll look real tasty....erm, I mean pretty.
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:29 PM   #6
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*looks at her pale skin*

Mehbe I should try that. Phantom, I'll wait until Thursday or so. Then when you come to hang out Saturday I'll look real tasty....erm, I mean pretty.
Look, if you two want to be alone all you have to do is say so...
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Look, if you two want to be alone all you have to do is say so...
No, love, we'll want you to stay for dinner.


Come to think of it, you're looking a little sun-starved as well. Lemme help....
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:31 PM   #8
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No, love, we'll want you to stay for dinner.


Come to think of it, you're looking a little sun-starved as well. Lemme help....
Look, if I've told you once I've told you a million times, I'm not a good eat. Not enough meat on the bones, and diseased as well.
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