WWLVIII: Escape From Angband (or Behavioral Modification)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Q: How many Lunatics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change the light bulb and the other to tell him to make sure he sticks his fingers in the socket first, to see if the electricity is switched on.

Despite being this bloke's mother, you're quite all right.

So I guess you're one of those I don't want lynched toDAY.

Q: How many arms does Nilp need to change a light bulb?

A: Three, one to change the light bulb, one to try to stab him while he does this, and one to stop the other arm from stabbing him.