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Legate of Amon Lanc · 04-18-2009, 04:07 PM

There have been some really nice things on this thread (also in its very beginnings

). I have been thinking about several like this as well, but this far I've written down just one - because it was the easiest

(And I also know that at least some 'Downers around here might appreciate it...)

THE BRIDGE OF KHAZAD-DUM by Masashi Kishimoto

"Gandalf?"
"Huh? Oh..."
"..."
"...What is this feeling?"
This feeling... Could it be...
"Byakugan!
- Ai! Ai!!!"
"What - ?"
"Legolas! What do you see?"
"What an immense chakra..."
"What is that thing?"
"It's a Balrog!"
"Uh, Gandalf... a Bal... what?"
"A Balrog, Pippin. In ages long past, the Valar have destroyed the fortress of Angband in the country of ice far north. Among its denizens, there were demon beasts called Balrogs. One of them had escaped and hid here... he was sealed inside Moria. But the greedy Dwarves released him..."
"Uh... I see, Gandalf..."

"Roarrrrrrrrrrr!"
"Oh no! It's coming!"
"Run! Fly! Over the bridge!!!"
"No! I won't leave you here, Gandalf!"
"No, run, Aragorn!"
"I will not leave my comrades, Gandalf! Not any more! Not this time!"
"No, Aragorn! You must go!!!
...Take care of Frodo."
"... A-all right, Gandalf..."
"Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
"Gandalf!!!"
"You cannot pass!"
"Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!"
I will not last long. He is too powerful.
At this rate...
I have no choice. I have to use THAT...
"KATON: ANOR NO KOUEN!!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

04-18-2009, 04:07 PM	#1
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	There have been some really nice things on this thread (also in its very beginnings ). I have been thinking about several like this as well, but this far I've written down just one - because it was the easiest (And I also know that at least some 'Downers around here might appreciate it...) THE BRIDGE OF KHAZAD-DUM by Masashi Kishimoto "Gandalf?" "Huh? Oh..." "..." "...What is this feeling?" This feeling... Could it be... "Byakugan! - Ai! Ai!!!" "What - ?" "Legolas! What do you see?" "What an immense chakra..." "What is that thing?" "It's a Balrog!" "Uh, Gandalf... a Bal... what?" "A Balrog, Pippin. In ages long past, the Valar have destroyed the fortress of Angband in the country of ice far north. Among its denizens, there were demon beasts called Balrogs. One of them had escaped and hid here... he was sealed inside Moria. But the greedy Dwarves released him..." "Uh... I see, Gandalf..." "Roarrrrrrrrrrr!" "Oh no! It's coming!" "Run! Fly! Over the bridge!!!" "No! I won't leave you here, Gandalf!" "No, run, Aragorn!" "I will not leave my comrades, Gandalf! Not any more! Not this time!" "No, Aragorn! You must go!!! ...Take care of Frodo." "... A-all right, Gandalf..." "Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" "Gandalf!!!" "You cannot pass!" "Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!" I will not last long. He is too powerful. At this rate... I have no choice. I have to use THAT... "KATON: ANOR NO KOUEN!!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories