Admin Thread for WW LX

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

I can't think of any role for myself, so I'm open to marriage proposals.

Shasta-and-Nerwen needs some competition.

You know I would marry you if I got the chance, but alas! I am also having problems with my role.

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

You know I would marry you if I got the chance, but alas! I am also having problems with my role.

The King of the Sea and I need a crew.

It's a good life in the Corsairs of Umbar, Rune– looting, pillaging, drinking yourself unconscious on rum with a saucy wench on each knee... bawling well-known shanties like "High Umbar" and "Fifteen Men on a Dead Dwarf's Chest"... scurvy... the lash... keelhauling...

...Er... well, maybe it's not so good. But we have a great retirement plan!

*cough* walking the plank *cough*

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Legate of Amon Lanc

Aye, then...

*kneels in the golden haradian armour*

Wilt thou marry me, Lhuna? I shall take thee to the rich chief coastal city of my lands, and thou shalt live in nobility and splendour.

Aye, I accept, O King. I shall be thy Queen and leech on - I mean, together we shall rule thy lands.

(...refuse, and thy father's house shall be wiped from the face of this Middle-Earth.)

But that shall be the last threat I receive from thee, or I shall betray thee to thy enemies.

Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

Can I be the evil Variag warlord who storms the castle and steals the bride of my dreams. Ah just think of it: nothing but Lhuna, myself and the camels!

Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

Bloody hell, even on the interwebs, Lhuna has many dagas!

[Nerwen]

I think this is going to be a fun game.

Werewolf LX: Get In Touch With Your Inner Ham Actor.

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

I would love to see you try, sir. *draws katana*

Worry not, it seems there is no need for us to become enemies (just yet). How fortunate for ye; us Haradians are not ones to trifle with: living amidst the sand taught us to fight in much subtler ways. (What sayest thou, Al-Shuqqaqu?)

Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

Ooh the plot thickens! Can I be the evil Variag warlord who storms the castle and steals the bride of my dreams. Ah just think of it: nothing but Lhuna, myself and the camels!

Over your dead body

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

Aye, I accept, O King. I shall be thy Queen and leech on - I mean, together we shall rule thy lands.

Wonderful. *adds to harem*

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

But that shall be the last threat I receive from thee, or I shall betray thee to thy enemies.

What enemies didst thou spake about? *stabs Groin*

[satansaloser2005]

I need to stop checking the thread before I'm all the way awake. That is all.


And no, Nilpie, I didn't mean Izzy. You know very well who I'm speaking of.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Originally Posted by Legate of Amon Lanc

Worry not, it seems there is no need for us to become enemies (just yet). How fortunate for ye; us Haradians are not ones to trifle with: living amidst the sand taught us to fight in much subtler ways. (What sayest thou, Al-Shuqqaqu?)

I do not like these threats of yours, gaijin. Do you question the honour of the Crane Clan? If so, I shall gladly let your blood cleanse this slander.

( )

Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

And no, Nilpie, I didn't mean Izzy. You know very well who I'm speaking of.

I know, dear. I was just kidding.

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

I know, dear. I was just kidding.

Oh, darling, I'm so glad! You know how paranoid I can get sometimes.



Let's get this party started~!