WW LX - Mortal Men, doomed to die - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-03-2009, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Legate of Amon Lanc

By the way, I think people should slowly quit roleplaying after second, third post they make anyway.

Absolutely not, it'd be duller without. I say Lommy wants this game to be remembered and what better way than by impressing our 'strongly-drawn characters'.

So, now, let's see, kill all humans, yes, well...

I think we, as a group, can perhaps make this Nogrod go crazy. Let's encourage this healthy suspicion. Did you know he's been thieving Lhuna's coins?

And pilfering Sally's pockets?

I wouldn't cry if we strung him up.

Nerwen · 05-03-2009, 06:44 AM

Here be a thing I'd like to share with the company:

Now, I've seen a deal o' bloody work in my time. Sad to say, thing's ain't always friendly among we corsairs. There be fights over treasure; there be sheer boredom at sea, and most of all, there be rum. Often a man be found dead in his bunk with his throat cut, and nought to say which o' his shipmates did the deed.

And then the whole crew takes a vote over who's to walk the plank. And many's the time we've found out that the poor soul were innocent as a newborn lamb (well, apart from everything else he'd done in his career

) and that the scurvy dogs who sent him overboard were the guilty ones. (Or, were he a wrong 'un indeed, they'd been all in it together.)

And what's the thing I've heard dogs like that say so often that the ship's parrot starts copying 'em? Why, just "It's only a random vote... it's only a random vote..."

I be not sure whether 'tis the same among landlubbers, but I be keeping a weather-eye out for this Brinniel now. And I be finding it strange, too, that no one else sees fit to comment– not me husband dear, not His Majesty the King O' Harad, not the sorcerer. Why, even the wench she voted don't seem to mind!

'Tis strange. I need to think on it some more.

In the meantime, who's for a song?

Fifteen Men on the dead dwarf's chest–
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the Dark Lord had done for the rest–
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

EDIT: X'd with a host.

05-03-2009, 06:44 AM	#2
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Here be a thing I'd like to share with the company: Now, I've seen a deal o' bloody work in my time. Sad to say, thing's ain't always friendly among we corsairs. There be fights over treasure; there be sheer boredom at sea, and most of all, there be rum. Often a man be found dead in his bunk with his throat cut, and nought to say which o' his shipmates did the deed. And then the whole crew takes a vote over who's to walk the plank. And many's the time we've found out that the poor soul were innocent as a newborn lamb (well, apart from everything else he'd done in his career) and that the scurvy dogs who sent him overboard were the guilty ones. (Or, were he a wrong 'un indeed, they'd been all in it together.) And what's the thing I've heard dogs like that say so often that the ship's parrot starts copying 'em? Why, just "It's only a random vote... it's only a random vote..." I be not sure whether 'tis the same among landlubbers, but I be keeping a weather-eye out for this Brinniel now. And I be finding it strange, too, that no one else sees fit to comment– not me husband dear, not His Majesty the King O' Harad, not the sorcerer. Why, even the wench she voted don't seem to mind! 'Tis strange. I need to think on it some more. In the meantime, who's for a song? Fifteen Men on the dead dwarf's chest– Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the Dark Lord had done for the rest– Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! EDIT: X'd with a host. __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.