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Babidi Buu · 07-15-2009, 11:09 AM

Fortunately, Melkor had a better lawyer..

OOC: Or was Feanor his lawyer?

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-15-2009, 12:11 PM

Unfortunately, Eru still ruled against Melkor.

Lindale · 07-16-2009, 03:13 AM

@ Babidi: Feanor was Manwe's lawyer. Sorry for the vague pronouns.

Fortunately Manwe got distracted by Varda screaming suddenly.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-16-2009, 04:49 AM

Unfortunately, Varda was actually trying to make "Sunshine in a Bag"

Eönwë · 07-16-2009, 01:38 PM

Fortunately, she saw that Feanor had already made "sunshine in a stone" (AKA the Silmarils) and was content.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-17-2009, 05:10 AM

Unfortunately, when she called them "Sunshine in a Stone" it made Feanor quite angry.

Lindale · 07-17-2009, 06:23 AM

Fortunately Feanor was summoned again by Manwe.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-17-2009, 07:23 AM

Unfortunately Aiwendil acted as Feanor's barrister.

Boromir88 · 07-17-2009, 10:29 AM

Fortunately Aiwendil bored Manwe, and everyone in court, so much with his filibuster on the history of butterflies, Feanor was acquitted and guaranteed immunity for eternity.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-17-2009, 01:50 PM

Unfortunately Aiwendil continued to drive vala and maia to drink
with his butterfly filibuster, since he blamed butterflies for cutting him
out of a movie version of the War of the Ring (relating to helping
Olorin escape from Orthanc).

Eönwë · 07-26-2009, 05:09 PM

Fortunately, a huge werewolf came to sort things out.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-26-2009, 06:18 PM

Unfortunately the werewolf was a movie critic
who panned PJ's cinema epics.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-28-2009, 08:16 AM

Fortunately the werewolf did not like how people tasted, as cheese was his favorite.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-28-2009, 09:01 AM

Unfortunately the werewolf ate all the
cheese in Bilbo's pantry.

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 09:11 AM

Fortunately, Bilbo still had other food.

Hakon · 07-28-2009, 09:22 AM

Unfortunately, the food was moldy.

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 09:26 AM

Fortunately, Sam and Ham(fast) had just picked some fresh vegetables.

Hakon · 07-28-2009, 09:28 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron wanted those fresh vegetables for unknown reasons.

Boromir88 · 07-28-2009, 09:31 AM

Unfortunately Bilbo's only other food were his infamous marble cakes. Bilbo took the 'marble' part literally

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 09:36 AM

Fortunately, Sauron couldn't get those fresh vegetables because Sam got his Entwife to guard them.

Hakon · 07-28-2009, 09:40 AM

Unfortunately, the Orcs sent to retrieve the vegetables had axes.

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 09:41 AM

Fortunately, their axes were rusty and crumbled on impact.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-28-2009, 12:07 PM

Unfortunately Sam's entwife also crumbled on impact.

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 04:51 PM

Fortunately, her husband didn't.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-28-2009, 04:54 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo needed Sam at the moment. It was urgent!

Boromir88 · 07-28-2009, 04:58 PM

Fortunately Sam came to Frodo's urgent need

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-28-2009, 05:01 PM

Unfortunately, since Sam's Entwife crumbled on impact, there was nobody to tend to those vegetables.

Hakon · 07-28-2009, 05:03 PM

Fortunately, Borormir showed up in time to protect the vegetables against the Orcs.

Boromir88 · 07-28-2009, 05:04 PM

Unfortunately Boromir, who had defeated the orcs, but had no idea how to tend vegetables and they all died

Hakon · 07-28-2009, 05:09 PM

Fortunately, Farmer Maggot showed up.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-28-2009, 05:10 PM

Fortunately, new vegetables sprouted up almost instantly.

Boromir88 · 07-28-2009, 05:15 PM

Unfortunately the new vegetables that sprouted up inexlicably, grew out of control, strangled Farmer Maggot beneath their snaring roots and threatened to take over the Shire!

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-28-2009, 05:16 PM

Fortunately, the Ents came and herded them away!

Boromir88 · 07-28-2009, 05:17 PM

Unfortunately the Ents took 'them' to mean herding away the Hobbits

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-28-2009, 05:19 PM

Fortunately, the Ents soon realised their mistake and put the hobbits back.

Boromir88 · 07-28-2009, 05:27 PM

Unfortunately it takes a long time for Ents to say, or decide to do anything, so correcting their mistake actually took 33 years

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 05:27 PM

Fortunately, hobbits have long lifespans.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-28-2009, 05:35 PM

Unfortunately, many hobbits were past their primes by that time.

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 05:38 PM

Fortunately, they still had their hairy feet.

Hakon · 07-28-2009, 05:42 PM

Unfortunately, Melkor wanted to cut off their hairy feet for his new breed of creatures.

07-15-2009, 12:11 PM	#5962
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Eru still ruled against Melkor. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-16-2009, 03:13 AM	#5963
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	@ Babidi: Feanor was Manwe's lawyer. Sorry for the vague pronouns. Fortunately Manwe got distracted by Varda screaming suddenly. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-16-2009, 04:49 AM	#5964
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Unfortunately, Varda was actually trying to make "Sunshine in a Bag" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-16-2009, 01:38 PM	#5965
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, she saw that Feanor had already made "sunshine in a stone" (AKA the Silmarils) and was content. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-17-2009, 05:10 AM	#5966
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Unfortunately, when she called them "Sunshine in a Stone" it made Feanor quite angry. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-15-2009, 11:09 AM	#5961
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Fortunately, Melkor had a better lawyer.. OOC: Or was Feanor his lawyer?

07-17-2009, 06:23 AM	#5967
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately Feanor was summoned again by Manwe. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-17-2009, 07:23 AM	#5968
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Aiwendil acted as Feanor's barrister. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-17-2009, 10:29 AM	#5969
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately Aiwendil bored Manwe, and everyone in court, so much with his filibuster on the history of butterflies, Feanor was acquitted and guaranteed immunity for eternity. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-17-2009, 01:50 PM	#5970
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Aiwendil continued to drive vala and maia to drink with his butterfly filibuster, since he blamed butterflies for cutting him out of a movie version of the War of the Ring (relating to helping Olorin escape from Orthanc). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-26-2009, 05:09 PM	#5971
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, a huge werewolf came to sort things out. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-26-2009, 06:18 PM	#5972
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the werewolf was a movie critic who panned PJ's cinema epics. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-28-2009, 08:16 AM	#5973
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Fortunately the werewolf did not like how people tasted, as cheese was his favorite. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-28-2009, 09:01 AM	#5974
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the werewolf ate all the cheese in Bilbo's pantry. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-28-2009, 09:11 AM	#5975
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Bilbo still had other food. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 09:22 AM	#5976
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Unfortunately, the food was moldy. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-28-2009, 09:26 AM	#5977
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Sam and Ham(fast) had just picked some fresh vegetables. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 09:28 AM	#5978
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Unfortunately, Sauron wanted those fresh vegetables for unknown reasons. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-28-2009, 09:31 AM	#5979
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately Bilbo's only other food were his infamous marble cakes. Bilbo took the 'marble' part literally __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-28-2009, 09:36 AM	#5980
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Sauron couldn't get those fresh vegetables because Sam got his Entwife to guard them. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 09:40 AM	#5981
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Unfortunately, the Orcs sent to retrieve the vegetables had axes. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-28-2009, 09:41 AM	#5982
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, their axes were rusty and crumbled on impact. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 12:07 PM	#5983
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Sam's entwife also crumbled on impact. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-28-2009, 04:51 PM	#5984
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, her husband didn't. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 04:54 PM	#5985
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, Frodo needed Sam at the moment. It was urgent! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-28-2009, 04:58 PM	#5986
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately Sam came to Frodo's urgent need __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-28-2009, 05:01 PM	#5987
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, since Sam's Entwife crumbled on impact, there was nobody to tend to those vegetables. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-28-2009, 05:03 PM	#5988
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Fortunately, Borormir showed up in time to protect the vegetables against the Orcs. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-28-2009, 05:04 PM	#5989
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately Boromir, who had defeated the orcs, but had no idea how to tend vegetables and they all died __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-28-2009, 05:09 PM	#5990
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Fortunately, Farmer Maggot showed up. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-28-2009, 05:10 PM	#5991
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, new vegetables sprouted up almost instantly. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-28-2009, 05:15 PM	#5992
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately the new vegetables that sprouted up inexlicably, grew out of control, strangled Farmer Maggot beneath their snaring roots and threatened to take over the Shire! __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-28-2009, 05:16 PM	#5993
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, the Ents came and herded them away! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-28-2009, 05:17 PM	#5994
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately the Ents took 'them' to mean herding away the Hobbits __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-28-2009, 05:19 PM	#5995
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, the Ents soon realised their mistake and put the hobbits back. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.