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Nessa Telrunya · 07-17-2009, 05:04 AM

Eowyn:Er, I am independent! It's just, no one knows...

Tom Bombadil:What do your made up words mean?

Lindale · 07-18-2009, 02:31 AM

"If I told you what my independent words mean, well, I won't be independent anymore! Those poor words will be bound to the rules of language, no more freedom, oh noes!"

Elrond, how does it feel to be a father of twins?

Kitanna · 07-18-2009, 01:52 PM

Elrond: It's a real hassle. Even now that they're all grown up they still put rubber spiders in my breakfast and pull pranks all across Middle-Earth.

To Frodo: After your performance at the Prancing Pony (though it ended in near disaster), did you ever think to join the musical theater?

Lindale · 07-19-2009, 03:27 AM

"Actually that moment was an epiphany for me. I took the burden of Ring so that when Sauron's regime ends, I might open a theatre somewhere in Bree or the Shire."

Gollum, was your grandmother the stern type, or the one who spoils everyone?

Nessa Telrunya · 07-21-2009, 11:52 AM

Gollum:She sssspoilssss nicccce fisssh!*gollum*

Bobby the balrog, why did you see fit to pursue the fellowship in Moria?

Morthoron · 07-21-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Nessa Telrunya

Gollum:She sssspoilssss nicccce fisssh!*gollum*

Bobby the balrog, why did you see fit to pursue the fellowship in Moria?

Pursue? Pursue! I'll have you know I was taking my usual afternoon stroll through Moria when some old bearded geezer with a nasty stick was blocking my way onto the bridge (he seemed to be drunk). He then started swearing at me and calling me all kinds of nasty things. Then he broke the bridge under my feet! Well, I can tell you, I was quite upset. Perhaps pulling him down into the chasm with me was rather over the line, but he was so rude!

Gandalf, wouldn't it have been smarter to cross the Misty Mountains just east of Rivendell (the way you took in the Hobbit) and travelling along the Anduin to Lothlorien, rather than getting so close to Sauron's spies and eventually having to go through Moria? I mean, doesn't that make more sense?

Nessa Telrunya · 07-24-2009, 05:32 AM

Gandalf" My good fellow, have you ever tried explaining anything to Aragorn? The man has no sense of reason whatsoever!

Galadriel, why didn't you just take the ring from Frodo? It would've been so easy.

07-17-2009, 05:04 AM	#1
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Eowyn:Er, I am independent! It's just, no one knows... Tom Bombadil:What do your made up words mean? __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-18-2009, 02:31 AM	#2
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	"If I told you what my independent words mean, well, I won't be independent anymore! Those poor words will be bound to the rules of language, no more freedom, oh noes!" Elrond, how does it feel to be a father of twins? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-18-2009, 01:52 PM	#3
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Elrond: It's a real hassle. Even now that they're all grown up they still put rubber spiders in my breakfast and pull pranks all across Middle-Earth. To Frodo: After your performance at the Prancing Pony (though it ended in near disaster), did you ever think to join the musical theater? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-19-2009, 03:27 AM	#4
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	"Actually that moment was an epiphany for me. I took the burden of Ring so that when Sauron's regime ends, I might open a theatre somewhere in Bree or the Shire." Gollum, was your grandmother the stern type, or the one who spoils everyone? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-21-2009, 11:52 AM	#5
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Gollum:She sssspoilssss nicccce fisssh!gollum Bobby the balrog, why did you see fit to pursue the fellowship in Moria? __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-24-2009, 05:32 AM	#7
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Gandalf" My good fellow, have you ever tried explaining anything to Aragorn? The man has no sense of reason whatsoever! Galadriel, why didn't you just take the ring from Frodo? It would've been so easy. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave