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Nessa Telrunya · 07-21-2009, 01:09 PM

"but that was"

Babidi Buu · 07-21-2009, 02:34 PM

Just too hard..

Eönwë · 07-21-2009, 02:50 PM

...because they were...

Lindale · 07-21-2009, 02:51 PM

made of uncleanable

Eönwë · 07-21-2009, 02:53 PM

...and very tasty...

Lindale · 07-21-2009, 02:54 PM

bubble gum-flavored

Nessa Telrunya · 07-21-2009, 03:45 PM

"ectoplasm from Gondor."

narfforc · 07-22-2009, 12:04 AM

.........called Chewin Chewinbar........

Lindale · 07-22-2009, 04:57 AM

colored neon orange

Oddwen · 07-22-2009, 10:57 AM

...and disliked by...

Eönwë · 07-22-2009, 11:47 AM

...the many people...

Hakon · 07-22-2009, 01:15 PM

who happened to

Eönwë · 07-22-2009, 03:01 PM

...be named "Egbert"...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-22-2009, 03:45 PM

"and wanted to"

Lindale · 07-23-2009, 02:16 AM

see something new

narfforc · 07-23-2009, 12:41 PM

....in this story.

Eönwë · 07-23-2009, 01:04 PM

Something exciting and...

narfforc · 07-23-2009, 02:19 PM

.........full of death...

Babidi Buu · 07-23-2009, 02:41 PM

..And Decay, Along..

Nienna · 07-23-2009, 05:41 PM

... with some less ...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-23-2009, 05:46 PM

"Exciting bowls of"

Babidi Buu · 07-23-2009, 07:01 PM

Cereal and Marshmellows

Lindale · 07-24-2009, 06:51 AM

with honey from

narfforc · 07-24-2009, 07:17 AM

.....melted Sugar Puffs...........

Nessa Telrunya · 07-24-2009, 08:06 AM

"taken from a"

narfforc · 07-24-2009, 02:15 PM

...........box on Beorn's.........

Nessa Telrunya · 07-26-2009, 10:51 AM

"living room couch."

Babidi Buu · 07-26-2009, 02:04 PM

..He wasn't happy..

narfforc · 07-26-2009, 04:15 PM

........and Bared himself.....

Eönwë · 07-27-2009, 03:24 PM

...was upset too...

Babidi Buu · 07-27-2009, 07:09 PM

..Because he was..

Nessa Telrunya · 07-28-2009, 08:47 AM

"These socks were no longer white, which Gandalf saw when stealing them, leaving rainbow replacements, which he hoped would match Saruman's pretty new robes donated by Dulux and smelling of bad breath and rotten cheesy beans. This nauseated Wormtongue, so he bought some flowery airspray from the Gap of Rohan boutique owned by Shirkingbad, Malingerer of Meduseld, keeper of the Bent Sword, Illforged. Illforge was a Follywood plastic prop with keen edge and rubber handgrip, boasting seven kills by toxic poisoning using Esmeralda's recipes on the blade, all of which had a minty aftertaste if you eat the dead without any seasoning, which of course only orcs do.

But then again, so do trolls. And so Wormtongue gave Saruman odoureaters, but Saruman wasn't interested in smelling like a wonderful elven toilet seat, which feels very comfy on the really weary rangers' coarse hairy skin and the Elves' not very coarse cheeks and chins, and of course their soft posteriors, which were very much behind them. And they really couldn't see them for much longer than a second before their friends burst out laughing, which made them quickly cover up what had been a very embarrassing moment of movement.

(It) Now turned into the U-bend, which really did bend the U-turn. Saruman by now, had seen all the Uruk-hai do the tango in floral dresses on the battlefield, so he was slightly concerned, but really he was stricken with sadness and bowel complaints, which he never dealt with properly. But otherwise, he wasn't very normal.

(The) illness which he hoped would soon disappear, but he realized that he had yet to cut his nails and tie his pink glittering shoelaces, which were very long and fluffy, even though they, burned by chemicals, did turn red. His boots though, they were quite heavy for someone his size, but he loved them crushing Wormtongue's fingers, especially when it made him squirm like a worm dipped in chocolaty paste made of nutty almonds, and very funny tasting hot sauce.

Wormtongue would scream at Gothmog because he wanted to eat real chocolate, and then go clean Saruman's boots. But that was just too hard, because they were made of uncleanable and very tasty bubble-gum flavored ectoplasm from Gonder, called Chewin Chewinbar colored neon orange, and disliked by the many people who happened to be named "Egbert", and wanted to see something new in this story. Something exciting and full of death and decay, along with some less exciting bowls of cereal and marshmellows, with honey from melted Sugar Puffs taken from a box on Beorn's living room couch.

He wasn't happy, and Bared himself; was upset too, because he was...."

Hoping someone would.......

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 09:13 AM

...eat all the...

PS. I used Bared as a name (otherwise my previous three words don't make sense), so I think it should be in capitals. Just saying.

Hakon · 07-28-2009, 09:31 AM

fried rice and

narfforc · 07-28-2009, 01:16 PM

......boiled mice lice..........

Babidi Buu · 07-28-2009, 06:03 PM

before it all

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 06:05 PM

turned into a

Babidi Buu · 07-28-2009, 07:11 PM

Great Green Fuzzy

Hakon · 07-28-2009, 07:14 PM

teddy bear named

Babidi Buu · 07-28-2009, 09:42 PM

"Prickly Pin Pricker"

What a strange name for a teddy bear :P ^_^

07-21-2009, 01:09 PM	#281
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07-21-2009, 02:50 PM	#283
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07-21-2009, 02:51 PM	#284
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07-21-2009, 02:53 PM	#285
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07-21-2009, 02:54 PM	#286
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	bubble gum-flavored __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-21-2009, 02:34 PM	#282
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Just too hard..

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07-22-2009, 12:04 AM	#288
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07-22-2009, 04:57 AM	#289
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	colored neon orange __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

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07-22-2009, 01:15 PM	#292
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07-22-2009, 03:01 PM	#293
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07-23-2009, 02:16 AM	#295
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	see something new __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-23-2009, 12:41 PM	#296
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07-23-2009, 01:04 PM	#297
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07-23-2009, 02:19 PM	#298
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.........full of death... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-23-2009, 02:41 PM	#299
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07-23-2009, 07:01 PM	#302
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Cereal and Marshmellows

07-24-2009, 06:51 AM	#303
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	with honey from __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-24-2009, 07:17 AM	#304
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07-24-2009, 02:15 PM	#306
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07-26-2009, 02:04 PM	#308
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narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	........and Bared himself..... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-27-2009, 03:24 PM	#310
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07-27-2009, 07:09 PM	#311
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07-28-2009, 08:47 AM	#312
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	I added word in parenthesis so this would make more sense. "These socks were no longer white, which Gandalf saw when stealing them, leaving rainbow replacements, which he hoped would match Saruman's pretty new robes donated by Dulux and smelling of bad breath and rotten cheesy beans. This nauseated Wormtongue, so he bought some flowery airspray from the Gap of Rohan boutique owned by Shirkingbad, Malingerer of Meduseld, keeper of the Bent Sword, Illforged. Illforge was a Follywood plastic prop with keen edge and rubber handgrip, boasting seven kills by toxic poisoning using Esmeralda's recipes on the blade, all of which had a minty aftertaste if you eat the dead without any seasoning, which of course only orcs do. But then again, so do trolls. And so Wormtongue gave Saruman odoureaters, but Saruman wasn't interested in smelling like a wonderful elven toilet seat, which feels very comfy on the really weary rangers' coarse hairy skin and the Elves' not very coarse cheeks and chins, and of course their soft posteriors, which were very much behind them. And they really couldn't see them for much longer than a second before their friends burst out laughing, which made them quickly cover up what had been a very embarrassing moment of movement. (It) Now turned into the U-bend, which really did bend the U-turn. Saruman by now, had seen all the Uruk-hai do the tango in floral dresses on the battlefield, so he was slightly concerned, but really he was stricken with sadness and bowel complaints, which he never dealt with properly. But otherwise, he wasn't very normal. (The) illness which he hoped would soon disappear, but he realized that he had yet to cut his nails and tie his pink glittering shoelaces, which were very long and fluffy, even though they, burned by chemicals, did turn red. His boots though, they were quite heavy for someone his size, but he loved them crushing Wormtongue's fingers, especially when it made him squirm like a worm dipped in chocolaty paste made of nutty almonds, and very funny tasting hot sauce. Wormtongue would scream at Gothmog because he wanted to eat real chocolate, and then go clean Saruman's boots. But that was just too hard, because they were made of uncleanable and very tasty bubble-gum flavored ectoplasm from Gonder, called Chewin Chewinbar colored neon orange, and disliked by the many people who happened to be named "Egbert", and wanted to see something new in this story. Something exciting and full of death and decay, along with some less exciting bowls of cereal and marshmellows, with honey from melted Sugar Puffs taken from a box on Beorn's living room couch. He wasn't happy, and Bared himself; was upset too, because he was...." Hoping someone would....... __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave Last edited by Nessa Telrunya; 07-29-2009 at 05:34 AM.

07-28-2009, 09:13 AM	#313
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	...eat all the... PS. I used Bared as a name (otherwise my previous three words don't make sense), so I think it should be in capitals. Just saying. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 09:31 AM	#314
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	fried rice and __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-28-2009, 01:16 PM	#315
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	......boiled mice lice.......... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.