T-I-G LXVII: The Rangers of the North - The Fell Winter - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

satansaloser2005 · 09-28-2009, 12:12 AM

Ranger:
No more talk of Night kills,
Ignore these baddies, dear.
I'm here to tell you I rhyme
And we won't lose another time

Let me be your savior,
Let my knife save your ears
I'm here with a large shotgun
To make the wolfies all gone

Innocents:
Say you'll save me when I'm being voted,
Turn my head with talk of lupine lynch
Say you'll work to save our helpless ordos
Promise me that you're not friends with Rune
That's all I ask of you

Ranger:
Let me be your captain,
My votes will be your guide
You're safe with me to guard you
The wolves will run to high school

Innocents:
All I want is victory
A world with no more wolves
And you still to play me
To make them not fillet me

Ranger:
Then say you'll vote with me to end the baddies
Let me lead you all into a win
Say you need me to decide who survives
Anything you do, let me help too
Village, that's all I ask of you

Innocents:
Say you'll share with me one lynch, one bandwagon
Find a wolf and we will slaughter them

Ranger and Innocents:
Share each hunch with me
Each hint
Each niggling

Ranger:
Say you trust me

Innocents:
You know I do

Wolves:
Don't lynch us
That's all we ask of you

As the Innocents and the Ranger walk away arm in arm(s) the audience's attention is suddenly drawn to Steve, who is sitting alone in the cold. He is clutching his laptop, which has the Admin Thread pulled up, and is clearly upset, composing a PM to Nogrod in another (Internet Explorer, Firefox, web browser of your choice) tab.

Steve:
I gave you my Night Guards
Made your game take wing
And now how you've repaid me
I'm not even playing!
He was bound to like it when he saw my game

Noggins...
Noggins...

The light fades on Steve and we again see the Ranger and the Innocent Chorus, staring hopefully at a vote count tacked to a large post.

Ranger and Innocents:
Say you'll share with me a lynch, a victory
Say the word and I will vote with you
Share decisions and the wolves we'll conquer

The scene fades to black, but suddenly a deep voice rumbles through the thread

Sudden!Unexpected!Phantom:
You will curse the day you did not do all that the Phantom asked of you!

09-28-2009, 12:12 AM	#11
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	"All I Ask of You" (A Romantic/Homicidal Duet for Ranger and Innocents) Ranger: No more talk of Night kills, Ignore these baddies, dear. I'm here to tell you I rhyme And we won't lose another time Let me be your savior, Let my knife save your ears I'm here with a large shotgun To make the wolfies all gone Innocents: Say you'll save me when I'm being voted, Turn my head with talk of lupine lynch Say you'll work to save our helpless ordos Promise me that you're not friends with Rune That's all I ask of you Ranger: Let me be your captain, My votes will be your guide You're safe with me to guard you The wolves will run to high school Innocents: All I want is victory A world with no more wolves And you still to play me To make them not fillet me Ranger: Then say you'll vote with me to end the baddies Let me lead you all into a win Say you need me to decide who survives Anything you do, let me help too Village, that's all I ask of you Innocents: Say you'll share with me one lynch, one bandwagon Find a wolf and we will slaughter them Ranger and Innocents: Share each hunch with me Each hint Each niggling Ranger: Say you trust me Innocents: You know I do Wolves: Don't lynch us That's all we ask of you As the Innocents and the Ranger walk away arm in arm(s) the audience's attention is suddenly drawn to Steve, who is sitting alone in the cold. He is clutching his laptop, which has the Admin Thread pulled up, and is clearly upset, composing a PM to Nogrod in another (Internet Explorer, Firefox, web browser of your choice) tab. Steve: I gave you my Night Guards Made your game take wing And now how you've repaid me I'm not even playing! He was bound to like it when he saw my game Noggins... Noggins... The light fades on Steve* and we again see the Ranger and the Innocent Chorus, staring hopefully at a vote count tacked to a large post.* Ranger and Innocents: Say you'll share with me a lynch, a victory Say the word and I will vote with you Share decisions and the wolves we'll conquer The scene fades to black, but suddenly a deep voice rumbles through the thread Sudden!Unexpected!Phantom: You will curse the day you did not do all that the Phantom asked of you! __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm. Last edited by satansaloser2005; 09-28-2009 at 12:28 AM. Reason: various edits of a "I can't type" nature, and adding linkage