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**The Saucepan Man** · 10-07-2009, 04:22 PM

Bert: I caught it off that Jamie Oliver when 'e came to the Trollshaws and tried to teach us some recipe for fricassed 'obbits.

Q: Melkor, why all the anger?

Loslote · 10-07-2009, 05:51 PM

Melkor: Manwe stole my girlfriend, Varda. He shall pay...

Maedhros: How gullible are you? Did you seriously think Morgoth would suddenly turn diplomat? How could the ambush possibly come as a surprise?

Lindale · 10-07-2009, 07:59 PM

Maedhros: Well, I did receive a special cask of wine as welcome present from Morgoth... I guess I should have listened to Dad.

Thranduil, was it really necessary to imprison the Dwarves and accuse them of gatecrashing your party when it's all obvious they were haggard and hungry?

Erendis · 10-08-2009, 06:04 AM

Thranduil:Golden rule;never let a haggard and hungry Dwarf burge in your stylish-VIP-coctail-party(unless he carries a bottle of Dorwinion 2008S.A. with him

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Eol,don't you know that sunbathing is trendier-and works better with the ladies?

Lindale · 10-08-2009, 07:55 PM

Eol: Too much sunlight hurts my skin, and nowhere in the kingdom of Doriath do they sell SPV lotions.

Kili: If you had to choose between drinking apple juice or drowning in it, which would you take?

Loslote · 10-08-2009, 08:24 PM

Drowning - much faster way to go. Oh, did you mean for enjoyment?

Gandalf: Did you really not see the whole "betrayal" thing coming with Saruman?

Hakon · 10-08-2009, 08:38 PM

Gandalf: I thought those times he snuck away, he was just spending extra time with Radagast. I had no idea he was planning betraying me.

Ar Pharazon, what were you thinking when you attempted to attack Valinor?

10-07-2009, 04:22 PM	#1
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Bert: I caught it off that Jamie Oliver when 'e came to the Trollshaws and tried to teach us some recipe for fricassed 'obbits. Q: Melkor, why all the anger? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! Last edited by The Saucepan Man; 10-07-2009 at 05:28 PM.

10-07-2009, 05:51 PM	#2
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Melkor: Manwe stole my girlfriend, Varda. He shall pay... Maedhros: How gullible are you? Did you seriously think Morgoth would suddenly turn diplomat? How could the ambush possibly come as a surprise? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-07-2009, 07:59 PM	#3
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Maedhros: Well, I did receive a special cask of wine as welcome present from Morgoth... I guess I should have listened to Dad. Thranduil, was it really necessary to imprison the Dwarves and accuse them of gatecrashing your party when it's all obvious they were haggard and hungry? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

10-08-2009, 06:04 AM	#4
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Thranduil:Golden rule;never let a haggard and hungry Dwarf burge in your stylish-VIP-coctail-party(unless he carries a bottle of Dorwinion 2008S.A. with him) Eol,don't you know that sunbathing is trendier-and works better with the ladies? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again! Last edited by Erendis; 10-09-2009 at 03:33 AM.

10-08-2009, 07:55 PM	#5
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Eol: Too much sunlight hurts my skin, and nowhere in the kingdom of Doriath do they sell SPV lotions. Kili: If you had to choose between drinking apple juice or drowning in it, which would you take? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

10-08-2009, 08:24 PM	#6
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Drowning - much faster way to go. Oh, did you mean for enjoyment? Gandalf: Did you really not see the whole "betrayal" thing coming with Saruman? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-08-2009, 08:38 PM	#7
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Gandalf: I thought those times he snuck away, he was just spending extra time with Radagast. I had no idea he was planning betraying me. Ar Pharazon, what were you thinking when you attempted to attack Valinor? __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes