What do you assign to Mordor?

[Lindale]

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

I assign being ill. And I don't know whether it's some sort of inflammation/infection, the swine flu or another huge boil forming in my throat.

Don't worry, from my experience swine flu is quite mild, if very annoying (because even my own family ostracized me). I contracted this at the height of the h1n1 scare.

I assign the flu. Icky icky stupid disease.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

I assign being bloated. It really bites.