Fanfiction: the definition of Mary-Sue

[Lily Bracegirdle]

I've never actually seen a fic with a "half-unicorn" in it -- it was something I saw on a "Middle Earth Mary-Sue Litmus Test." I would assume it's half-human or half-elf. Either that or it's just half of a unicorn. Perhaps the left half? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Has anyone ever seen a hobbit Sue? Maybe I haven't because I don't read many hobbit-centric stories.

Maybe we should write our own Sue stories. I dare anyone to write a dwarf-Sue. Or an Uruk-sue.

Glori-Sue, daughter of Gloin, was a young dwarf maid barely in her forties. Her gossamer hair and beard were a beautiful strawberry-blonde, and were braided together with threads of mithril. Her startlingly vivid eyes, one green and the other black, seemed to pierce the soul, and her beautiful baritone voice could stun the very birds from the sky. Of course, she taught her brother Gimli everything he knew about axe-fighting, for she had been trained in the secret arts of the Dwarf-ninjas from the age of two...

Cheers!
-Lily