Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 157 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Loslote · 10-27-2009, 03:55 PM

Unfortunately, the key turned out to be for Lotho's storehouse.

Eönwë · 10-27-2009, 05:46 PM

Fortunately, it was filled with good food.

Loslote · 10-27-2009, 06:30 PM

Unfortunately, the hobbits ate it all and didn't have any left overs.

Eönwë · 10-27-2009, 07:08 PM

Fortunately, they enjoyed eating it.

Loslote · 10-27-2009, 07:26 PM

Unfortunately, they ate too much and got stomachaches.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-27-2009, 07:33 PM

Fortunately Saruman had a cure for their stomach aches.
Having them bungee jump off Orthanc.

Loslote · 10-27-2009, 07:52 PM

Unfortunately the bungee cords broke.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-27-2009, 08:57 PM

Fortunately, their fall was cushioned when they
landed on a pack of wargs passing by.

Lindale · 10-27-2009, 09:23 PM

Unfortunately, the Wargs were hungry and thought of the falling hobbits as mana from heaven.

Eönwë · 10-28-2009, 05:49 AM

Fortunately, the hobbits were armed.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-28-2009, 06:59 AM

Unfortunately for the wargs, the hobbits were armed
with feathers, and, as everyone knows, wargs are
very ticklish.

Loslote · 10-28-2009, 03:56 PM

Fortunately for the Wargs, their buddies the Orcs were passing by.

Eönwë · 10-28-2009, 08:38 PM

Unfortunately, the didn't stop, and continued passing by.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-28-2009, 08:44 PM

Fortunately, in exchange for not tickling them, the wargs
gave the hobbits rides all the way to the Green Dragon.

Loslote · 10-29-2009, 07:14 PM

Unfortunately, the Green Dragon was close for Thanksgiving.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-30-2009, 07:08 AM

Fortunately, they arrived on Boxing Day.

Loslote · 10-30-2009, 01:22 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo was promptly challenged to a boxing match.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-30-2009, 05:35 PM

Fortunately, the match was with Rosie Cotton.

Loslote · 10-30-2009, 07:08 PM

Unfortunately, Rosie had been the boxing champ for five years running.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-01-2009, 03:20 PM

Fortunately, Thief Frodo always used some brass knuckles
he had stolen from Gollum when he sparred with other hobbits.

Loslote · 11-01-2009, 04:33 PM

Unfortunately, they were too big and fell off his hand.

Eönwë · 11-01-2009, 06:04 PM

Fortunately (for people watching), the sky turned pink, giving the fight an amazingly ridiculous backdrop.

Loslote · 11-01-2009, 06:10 PM

Unfortunately, this was caused by a factory that made pink paint exploding in Hobbiton.

Eönwë · 11-01-2009, 06:26 PM

Fortunately, no-one was harmed.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 11-01-2009, 07:05 PM

Unfortunately, no one was harmed.

Loslote · 11-01-2009, 07:50 PM

Fortunately, the factory had taken out a good insurance policy in case of explosions.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-01-2009, 08:08 PM

Unfortunately, a stray dragon fireworks set off by
Merry and Pippin caused the explosion so the insurer
made them wash hundreds of dishes.

Loslote · 11-01-2009, 08:10 PM

Fortunately, they broke all the dishes and so got out of washing them.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-01-2009, 08:45 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf used a particularly potent
wizard's spell to put the dishes back together
(after all, it was his fireworks dragon

).

Loslote · 11-02-2009, 07:50 PM

Fortunately, all the hobbits were immune to magic by this point.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 11-02-2009, 08:15 PM

Unfortunately, this was not magic at all, but the power of persuasion.

Loslote · 11-02-2009, 08:16 PM

Fortunately, the hobbits were adept in the art of ignoring wizards.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-03-2009, 07:35 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf turned the hobbits into something,
unnatural, until they agreed to do the dishes.

Loslote · 11-03-2009, 08:44 PM

Fortunately, the hobbits did not mind, as this provided them with another opportunity to have a feast with their new unnatural friends.

Lindale · 11-03-2009, 09:32 PM

Unfortunately the dishes multiplied exponentially because the hobbits still won't wash them.

Loslote · 11-03-2009, 09:43 PM

Fortunately, the exponent was -1, so the dishes disappeared rapidly.

Morsul the Dark · 11-03-2009, 11:20 PM

unfortunately mathematically speaking -1 would make the dishes disappear then reappear...

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-04-2009, 11:07 AM

Fortunately, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.) stated strongly, in a
letter to The Times:

Quote:

I've noticed a tendency for these "dish" comments to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last comments were very silly indeed, and that last one about disappearing and reappearing dishes was even sillier. Now nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Come to think of it most people like a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good clean healthy thread here. As you were. Carry on.

Btw, his wife objects to all this sex on the telly.

Eönwë · 11-04-2009, 05:00 PM

Unfortunately, singing lumberjacks still existed.

Loslote · 11-04-2009, 08:10 PM

Fortunately, they only live in Harad.

10-27-2009, 03:55 PM	#6241
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the key turned out to be for Lotho's storehouse. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-27-2009, 05:46 PM	#6242
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, it was filled with good food. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

10-27-2009, 06:30 PM	#6243
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the hobbits ate it all and didn't have any left overs. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-27-2009, 07:08 PM	#6244
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, they enjoyed eating it. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

10-27-2009, 07:26 PM	#6245
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, they ate too much and got stomachaches. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-27-2009, 07:33 PM	#6246
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Saruman had a cure for their stomach aches. Having them bungee jump off Orthanc. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-27-2009, 07:52 PM	#6247
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately the bungee cords broke. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-27-2009, 08:57 PM	#6248
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, their fall was cushioned when they landed on a pack of wargs passing by. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-27-2009, 09:23 PM	#6249
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately, the Wargs were hungry and thought of the falling hobbits as mana from heaven. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

10-28-2009, 05:49 AM	#6250
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, the hobbits were armed. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

10-28-2009, 06:59 AM	#6251
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the wargs, the hobbits were armed with feathers, and, as everyone knows, wargs are very ticklish. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-28-2009, 03:56 PM	#6252
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately for the Wargs, their buddies the Orcs were passing by. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-28-2009, 08:38 PM	#6253
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, the didn't stop, and continued passing by. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

10-28-2009, 08:44 PM	#6254
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, in exchange for not tickling them, the wargs gave the hobbits rides all the way to the Green Dragon. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-29-2009, 07:14 PM	#6255
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the Green Dragon was close for Thanksgiving. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-30-2009, 07:08 AM	#6256
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, they arrived on Boxing Day. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-30-2009, 01:22 PM	#6257
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, Frodo was promptly challenged to a boxing match. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-30-2009, 05:35 PM	#6258
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the match was with Rosie Cotton. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-30-2009, 07:08 PM	#6259
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, Rosie had been the boxing champ for five years running. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-01-2009, 03:20 PM	#6260
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Thief Frodo always used some brass knuckles he had stolen from Gollum when he sparred with other hobbits. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-01-2009, 04:33 PM	#6261
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, they were too big and fell off his hand. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-01-2009, 06:04 PM	#6262
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately (for people watching), the sky turned pink, giving the fight an amazingly ridiculous backdrop. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

11-01-2009, 06:10 PM	#6263
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, this was caused by a factory that made pink paint exploding in Hobbiton. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-01-2009, 06:26 PM	#6264
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, no-one was harmed. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

11-01-2009, 07:05 PM	#6265
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, no one was harmed. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

11-01-2009, 07:50 PM	#6266
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, the factory had taken out a good insurance policy in case of explosions. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-01-2009, 08:08 PM	#6267
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, a stray dragon fireworks set off by Merry and Pippin caused the explosion so the insurer made them wash hundreds of dishes. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-01-2009, 08:10 PM	#6268
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, they broke all the dishes and so got out of washing them. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-01-2009, 08:45 PM	#6269
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Gandalf used a particularly potent wizard's spell to put the dishes back together (after all, it was his fireworks dragon ). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-02-2009, 07:50 PM	#6270
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, all the hobbits were immune to magic by this point. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-02-2009, 08:15 PM	#6271
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, this was not magic at all, but the power of persuasion. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

11-02-2009, 08:16 PM	#6272
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, the hobbits were adept in the art of ignoring wizards. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-03-2009, 07:35 AM	#6273
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Gandalf turned the hobbits into something, unnatural, until they agreed to do the dishes. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-03-2009, 08:44 PM	#6274
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, the hobbits did not mind, as this provided them with another opportunity to have a feast with their new unnatural friends. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-03-2009, 09:32 PM	#6275
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately the dishes multiplied exponentially because the hobbits still won't wash them. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.