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Tuor in Gondolin · 11-04-2009, 09:10 PM

Unfortunately, the lumberjacks girlfriends (hippie elves! )
no longer consider them butch.

Loslote · 11-05-2009, 09:01 PM

Fortunately, they don't care, because they're elves.

Morsul the Dark · 11-05-2009, 09:42 PM

Unfortunately The elf women decided go go out with Dwarf men who were far more butch

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpos...19&postcount=5

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-06-2009, 08:38 AM

Fortunately the elf women had a great time because
when dwarf men let their hair down they really PAR-TAY!

Quote:

Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone!

(And of course there is that "dark" elf/dwarf progeny theory).

Loslote · 11-06-2009, 03:03 PM

Unfortunately, the lumberjacks crashed the party.

Eönwë · 11-06-2009, 05:52 PM

Fortunately, the provided entertainment in the form of song.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-06-2009, 05:58 PM

Unfortunately, disgusted Mounties chased them into Mordor.

mark12_30 · 11-06-2009, 06:00 PM

UNfortunately, instead of singing monty python, they sang "The Ballad of BIlbo Baggins" while impersonating Leonard Nimoy en masse.

mark12_30 · 11-06-2009, 06:02 PM

Crossposted with Tuor!
FOrtunately, the mounties ran into a number of red-shirted landing-party security guards who were clearly in the script only to be killed off, so the lumberjacks had plenty of time to dress as orcs.

Loslote · 11-06-2009, 07:35 PM

Unfortunately, they couldn't find any orc costumes.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-06-2009, 10:02 PM

Fortunately,, they had lots of mearas to ride
and found some Dennis Moore costumes.

(Lumberjacks ride off to Laketown singing)

Quote:

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse Concorde
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore.

Loslote · 11-07-2009, 05:21 PM

Unfortunately, none of them could sing on key.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-07-2009, 08:08 PM

Fortunately, their elf girlfriends could and
formed an all elf-girl band: The Rivendell Rockers.

Loslote · 11-07-2009, 08:09 PM

Unfortunately, The Rivendell Rockers soon began infighting and had to break up.

Morsul the Dark · 11-07-2009, 08:11 PM

Fortunately Arawen, the lead singer, started a solo singing career

Loslote · 11-07-2009, 08:12 PM

Unfortunately, the rest of the band sued her for stealing their songs.

Morsul the Dark · 11-07-2009, 08:14 PM

Fortunately She hired a dwarven lawyer, who as everyone knows, are the shrewdest lawyers.

Loslote · 11-07-2009, 08:16 PM

Unfortunately, the rest of the band poisoned the lawyer so he couldn't come to court.

Morsul the Dark · 11-07-2009, 08:18 PM

Fortunaely(sort of) the case was thrown out and the other band members arested for murder

Loslote · 11-07-2009, 08:21 PM

Unfortunately, the band had not killed the dwarf, only temporarily poisoned him, so Arawen was arrested for overreacting.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-07-2009, 08:30 PM

Fortunately, Arwen got off on a technicality (her name was
misspelled) and led her reunited band on a triumphant gig
at post WotR Gondor: the famous We Are the Champions of the World
tour.

Lindale · 11-08-2009, 07:54 AM

Unfortunately the venue was not ready when the Rivendell Rockers arrived.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-08-2009, 09:38 AM

Fortunately, they were able to perform to an SRO
audience at Gimli's newly renovated GCoAMH
Glittering Caves of Aglarond Music Hall.

(Due to the 1/2 million attendees numbers, and thanks to
GCoAMH's great acoustics, many of them actually enjoyed
the concert at nearby Grima Yasgur's farm).

Loslote · 11-08-2009, 06:49 PM

Unfortunately, most of the audience slept through the concert.

Lindale · 11-09-2009, 07:05 AM

Fortunately the guy who sold food at the concert made some money.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-09-2009, 08:44 AM

Unfortunately, they ran out of everything but broiled cram.

Eönwë · 11-09-2009, 05:51 PM

Fortunately, everyone loved it.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-09-2009, 06:12 PM

Unfortunately, Laketown merchants successfully
sued for copyright infringement of their popular brand (favored by
dwarf adventurers and extreme hikers) CRAM-IT!

Laurinquë · 11-26-2009, 10:51 AM

Fortunately, the Laketown merchants had their case thrown out soon when it came up that Boromir had already put a patent on broiled cram.

Eönwë · 11-26-2009, 02:36 PM

Unfortunately it had expired.

Loslote · 11-26-2009, 07:45 PM

Fortunately Boromir was dead already, so the dwarves were able to bribe the judge into looking the other way.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-26-2009, 08:10 PM

Unfortunately for the dwarves, Galadriel started up a
competing brand (Lembas +) which became especially popular
with halflings when two hobbits found that when eaten in excess
it made a powerful laxative.

Loslote · 11-26-2009, 08:16 PM

Fortunately the Lembas stimulated the Hobbit's economy and saved them from a credit failure.

Eönwë · 11-27-2009, 05:54 PM

Unfortunately, it took business away from local Hobbit companies which fell into bankruptcy.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-27-2009, 07:30 PM

Fortunately, Fatty Bolger's company, Lembas LLC, bought
up the bankrupt companies with the financial backing of
his wealthy recluse silent partner Tom B.

Eönwë · 11-28-2009, 10:49 AM

Unfortunately, all its members died of mysterious digestion-related problems.

Lindale · 11-28-2009, 10:52 AM

Fortunately they were turned into undead.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-28-2009, 12:50 PM

Unfortunately orcs found the undead to be delicious.

Loslote · 11-28-2009, 02:00 PM

Fortunately, the undead were able to feed the Lembas LLC to the Orcs, who also turned into undead.

Eönwë · 11-29-2009, 05:55 PM

Unfortunately, this lead to "Undead-Off"s between orcs and humans.

11-04-2009, 09:10 PM	#6281
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the lumberjacks girlfriends (hippie elves! ) no longer consider them butch. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-05-2009, 09:01 PM	#6282
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, they don't care, because they're elves. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-05-2009, 09:42 PM	#6283
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Unfortunately The elf women decided go go out with Dwarf men who were far more butch http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpos...19&postcount=5 __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-06-2009, 03:03 PM	#6285
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the lumberjacks crashed the party. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-06-2009, 05:52 PM	#6286
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, the provided entertainment in the form of song. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 11-06-2009 at 06:14 PM.

11-06-2009, 05:58 PM	#6287
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, disgusted Mounties chased them into Mordor. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-06-2009, 06:00 PM	#6288
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	UNfortunately, instead of singing monty python, they sang "The Ballad of BIlbo Baggins" while impersonating Leonard Nimoy en masse. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

11-06-2009, 06:02 PM	#6289
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Crossposted with Tuor! FOrtunately, the mounties ran into a number of red-shirted landing-party security guards who were clearly in the script only to be killed off, so the lumberjacks had plenty of time to dress as orcs. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

11-06-2009, 07:35 PM	#6290
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, they couldn't find any orc costumes. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-07-2009, 05:21 PM	#6292
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, none of them could sing on key. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-07-2009, 08:08 PM	#6293
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, their elf girlfriends could and formed an all elf-girl band: The Rivendell Rockers. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-07-2009, 08:09 PM	#6294
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, The Rivendell Rockers soon began infighting and had to break up. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-07-2009, 08:11 PM	#6295
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Fortunately Arawen, the lead singer, started a solo singing career __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-07-2009, 08:12 PM	#6296
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the rest of the band sued her for stealing their songs. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-07-2009, 08:14 PM	#6297
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Fortunately She hired a dwarven lawyer, who as everyone knows, are the shrewdest lawyers. __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-07-2009, 08:16 PM	#6298
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the rest of the band poisoned the lawyer so he couldn't come to court. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-07-2009, 08:18 PM	#6299
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Fortunaely(sort of) the case was thrown out and the other band members arested for murder __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-07-2009, 08:21 PM	#6300
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the band had not killed the dwarf, only temporarily poisoned him, so Arawen was arrested for overreacting. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-07-2009, 08:30 PM	#6301
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Arwen got off on a technicality (her name was misspelled) and led her reunited band on a triumphant gig at post WotR Gondor: the famous We Are the Champions of the World tour. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-08-2009, 07:54 AM	#6302
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately the venue was not ready when the Rivendell Rockers arrived. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

11-08-2009, 09:38 AM	#6303
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, they were able to perform to an SRO audience at Gimli's newly renovated GCoAMH Glittering Caves of Aglarond Music Hall. (Due to the 1/2 million attendees numbers, and thanks to GCoAMH's great acoustics, many of them actually enjoyed the concert at nearby Grima Yasgur's farm). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-08-2009, 06:49 PM	#6304
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, most of the audience slept through the concert. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-09-2009, 07:05 AM	#6305
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately the guy who sold food at the concert made some money. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

11-09-2009, 08:44 AM	#6306
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, they ran out of everything but broiled cram. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-09-2009, 05:51 PM	#6307
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, everyone loved it. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

11-09-2009, 06:12 PM	#6308
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Laketown merchants successfully sued for copyright infringement of their popular brand (favored by dwarf adventurers and extreme hikers) CRAM-IT! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-26-2009, 10:51 AM	#6309
Laurinquë Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 347	Fortunately, the Laketown merchants had their case thrown out soon when it came up that Boromir had already put a patent on broiled cram.

11-26-2009, 02:36 PM	#6310
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately it had expired. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

11-26-2009, 07:45 PM	#6311
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately Boromir was dead already, so the dwarves were able to bribe the judge into looking the other way. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-26-2009, 08:10 PM	#6312
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the dwarves, Galadriel started up a competing brand (Lembas +) which became especially popular with halflings when two hobbits found that when eaten in excess it made a powerful laxative. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-26-2009, 08:16 PM	#6313
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately the Lembas stimulated the Hobbit's economy and saved them from a credit failure. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-27-2009, 05:54 PM	#6314
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, it took business away from local Hobbit companies which fell into bankruptcy. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

11-27-2009, 07:30 PM	#6315
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Fatty Bolger's company, Lembas LLC, bought up the bankrupt companies with the financial backing of his wealthy recluse silent partner Tom B. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-28-2009, 10:49 AM	#6316
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, all its members died of mysterious digestion-related problems. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

11-28-2009, 10:52 AM	#6317
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately they were turned into undead. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.