Werewolf LXXII: Now There's the Truth of It! (Game Thread) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eönwë · 02-13-2010, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formendacil

This means that if you want me to vote, you need to snap me out of this demotivated slump.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

In fact these hints of plot twists is a massive factor in the inactivity (at least mine), you don't want to risk anything so you just lean back and let time go. . .

Come on! Show some spirit! Show me some fire! Show me your war face! (slight language warning)

Isabellkya · 02-13-2010, 06:17 PM

Oh dear.. ?

Eönwë · 02-13-2010, 06:23 PM

Ok... Fea... you know what to do! It's time!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-13-2010, 06:24 PM

Ok I shall try to entertain the mods. . .and the dead.

I shall re-write stuff (and I suck at it)

Words of wisdom when hunting wolves:

No cow's like a wolf,
and no wolf like a cow.
That's one similarity
anyhow.

The Seer's Dream interpretation:

Simplified.
Everything's either
concave or -vex,
so whatever you dream
will be something with. . . wolf.

satansaloser2005 · 02-13-2010, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formendacil

We should mention that complete lack of solid information in this game is highly demotivating--like, someone ought to make a demotivational poster about it. The tagline could be something like: "Sally's Werewolf: Even the phantom doesn't know what's going on."

Actually, he probably does... but if he were in-game he'd probably feel that way.

Sooooooo... I'll be around for about an hour, and then I'm going home for Reading Break and make no promises to be around before the deadline. This means that if you want me to vote, you need to snap me out of this demotivated slump.

For the record Sally's continual hints that there are major plots twists ahead do not count as motivation.

Just saying.

Actually, Phantom doesn't know what's going on.

Form darling, I did say there were cookies involved for the winner. Doesn't that motivate you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eönwë

Come on! Show some spirit! Show me some fire! Show me your war face! (slight language warning)

Yay Steve! That's the spirit, dearie!

And I'm hardly going to pull any fun stuff toDay. It's Saturday and I'm far too busy cleaning house. So have your fun and perhaps there shall be antics toMorrow. Go on, entertain your dead compatriots! It can't hurt!

Eönwë · 02-13-2010, 06:51 PM

I didn't want to be a werewolf anyway. I wanted to be... an innocent!

Leaping from post to post as they float down the mighty threads of Middle-Earth Mirth! The Kuru! The Mithalwen! The Phantom! The mighty SPM!

The smell of fresh-lynched werewolf! The mistake lynching of seers!
With my best PM buddy by my side, we'd post, post, post...

I'm an innocent, and I'm okay!
I sleep all Night and I post all day.

Rest of village: He's an innocent, and he's okay!
He sleeps all Night and he posts all day.

Eönwë: I lynch werewolves, I make up schemes,
Make accusations at a pinch.
On Day 1s I post banter
and an innocent I'll lynch.

Rest of village: He lynches werewolves, he makes up schemes,
Makes accusations at a pinch.
On Day 1s he posts banter
and an innocent he'll lynch.

Eönwë: I vote too late, I make fake lists,
I like to confuse all.
I don't always vote rightly
And follow evil's call!

Rest of village: He votes too late, He makes fake lists,
He likes to confuse all.
He doesn't always vote rightly
And follows evil's call!?

Eönwë: I post at day, PM at Night,
Choose who I want to kill!
I wish I'd been a werewolf,
just like Formendacil!

Rest of village: He posts at day, PMs... at night?
Chooses who he wants to kill?!

*leave in disgust*

Eönwë: I wish I'd been a werewolf,
just like Formendacil!

His PM Buddy: Oh, Eönwë! And I thought you were so INNOCENT!!

Eönwë · 02-13-2010, 07:23 PM

VILLAGE:
A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! We've found a wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! We've got a wolf! A wolf! A wolf! Lynch him! Lynch him!
Lynch him! We've found a wolf! We've found a wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf!

FEA:
We have found a wolf. May we lynch him?

CROWD:
Lynch him! Lynch! Lynch him! Lynch him!

SALLY:
How do you know he is a wolf?

NERWEN:
He looks like one.

VILLAGE:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!

SALLY:
Bring him forward.

EÖNWË:
I'm not a wolf. I'm not a wolf.

SALLY:
Uh, but you are covered in fur.

EÖNWË:
They dressed me up like this.

VILLAGE:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...

EÖNWË:
And these aren't my fangs. They're false ones.

SALLY:
Well?

FEA:
Well, we did do the teeth.

SALLY:
The teeth?

FEA:
And the fur, but he is a wolf!

NERWEN:
Yeah!

VILLAGE:
We lynch him! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!

SALLY:
Did you dress her up like this?

FEA:
No!

NERWEN and INZIL:
No. No.

NERWEN:
No.

FEA:
No.

NERWEN and INZIL:
No.

FEA:
Yes.

NERWEN:
Yes.

FEA:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.

INZIL:
A bit.

FEA and NERWEN:
A bit.

INZIL:
A bit.

VILLAGER #1:
He has got sharp teeth.

*cough*

SALLY:
What makes you think he is a wolf?

INZIL:
Well, he Night killed me.

BEDEVERE:
Killed you?

INZIL:
I got better.

NERWEN:
Lynch him anyway!

FEA:
Lynch!

VILLAGE:
Lynch him! Lynch! Lynch him!...

SALLY:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he is a wolf.

FEA:
Are there?

NERWEN:
Ah?

FEA:
What are they?

VILLAGE:
Tell us! Tell us!...

NERWEN:
Do they hurt?

SALLY:
Tell me. What do you do with wolves?

NERWEN:
Lynch!

FEA:
Lynch!

VILLAGE:
Lynch! Lynch them all! Lynch!...

BEDEVERE:
And what do you lynch apart from wolves?

FEA:
More wolves!

INZIL:
Shh!

NERWEN:
Bears

BEDEVERE:
So, why do wolves burn?
[pause]

INZIL:
B--... 'cause they're made of... bear?

SALLY:
Good! Heh heh.

VILLAGE:
Oh, yeah. Oh.

SALLY:
So, how do we tell whether he is a bear?

FEA:
Seer dream him.

SALLY:
Ah, but can you not also seer dream an innocent?

FEA:
Oh, yeah.

IZZY:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...

SALLY:
Do bears hunt at Night?

FEA:
Yes. Yes.

NERWEN:
Yes, they do! They do!

FEA:
Check if he hunts at Night!

VILLAGE:
Check! Check if he hunts at Night!

SALLY:
What also hunts at Night?

FEA:
Vampires!

NERWEN:
Wizards!

INZIL:
Uh, very small rocks!

FEA:
Potatoes!

NERWEN:
Uh, Ra-racoons!

FEA:
Tigers!

NERWEN:
Bats!

INZIL:
Uh, churches! Churches!

NERWEN:
Lead! Lead!

SHASTA:
An owl!

VILLAGE:
Oooh.

SALLY:
Exactly. So, logically...

FEA:
If... he... weighs... the same as an owl,... he's made of bear.

SALLY:
And therefore?

NERWEN:
A wolf!

FEA:
A wolf!

VILLAGE:
A wolf! A wolf!...

FORM:
Here is an owl. Use this owl.
[quack quack quack]

SHASTA: *whispers* It's a duck.

SALLY:
Very good. We shall use my largest scales.

VILLAGE:
Ohh! Ohh! Lynch the wolf! Lynch the wolf! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Ahh! Ahh...

SALLY:
Right. Remove the supports!
[whop]
[clunk]
[creak]

VILLAGE:
A wolf! A wolf! A wolf!

EÖNWË:
It's a fair cop.

INZIL:
Lynch him! Lynch him!

VILLAGE:
Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch! Lynch!...

(I found the original script online and couldn't resist changing it)

Eönwë · 02-13-2010, 06:32 PM

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See them all confused from one of Sally's games, see how they post.
I'm crying.

Sitting in the village, waiting for the lynch to come.
Were-ewolfing killing, stupid Day 5 lynching.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow fur.
I am the ranger, they are the lovers.
I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob.

Mister Villager Ranger sitting
Pretty little vill'gers in a row.
See how they fly from werewolves in the Night, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from the last wolf kill.
Yes they are disgusting, no it is not their fault,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you wanted to lynch me.
I am the ranger, they are the lovers.
I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in the village centre waiting to be lynched.
If lynch votes don't come, you still get lynched
From not getting as many votes.
I am the ranger, they are the lovers.
I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert dying werewolves,
Don't you think the phantom laughs at you?
See how they smile like villagers at Day,
See their revenge.
I'm crying.

Strange new little spambots, climbing up the 'Downs Rep ladder.
Reference to Lommy, randomly in this song.
Man, you should have seen some of my other song versions.
I am the ranger, they are the lovers.
I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

02-13-2010, 06:17 PM	#2
Isabellkya Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Amongst trees. Posts: 919	Oh dear.. ? __________________ But I was clinging to her like a homicidal monkey.

02-13-2010, 06:23 PM	#3
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Ok... Fea... you know what to do! It's time! __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-13-2010, 06:51 PM	#6
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Innocent song I didn't want to be a werewolf anyway. I wanted to be... an innocent! Leaping from post to post as they float down the mighty threads of Middle-Earth Mirth! The Kuru! The Mithalwen! The Phantom! The mighty SPM! The smell of fresh-lynched werewolf! The mistake lynching of seers! With my best PM buddy by my side, we'd post, post, post... I'm an innocent, and I'm okay! I sleep all Night and I post all day. Rest of village: He's an innocent, and he's okay! He sleeps all Night and he posts all day. Eönwë: I lynch werewolves, I make up schemes, Make accusations at a pinch. On Day 1s I post banter and an innocent I'll lynch. Rest of village: He lynches werewolves, he makes up schemes, Makes accusations at a pinch. On Day 1s he posts banter and an innocent he'll lynch. Eönwë: I vote too late, I make fake lists, I like to confuse all. I don't always vote rightly And follow evil's call! Rest of village: He votes too late, He makes fake lists, He likes to confuse all. He doesn't always vote rightly And follows evil's call!? Eönwë: I post at day, PM at Night, Choose who I want to kill! I wish I'd been a werewolf, just like Formendacil! Rest of village: He posts at day, PMs... at night? Chooses who he wants to kill?! leave in disgust Eönwë: I wish I'd been a werewolf, just like Formendacil! His PM Buddy: Oh, Eönwë! And I thought you were so INNOCENT!! __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-13-2010, 07:23 PM	#7
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Not really a song but... VILLAGE: A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! We've found a wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! We've got a wolf! A wolf! A wolf! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! We've found a wolf! We've found a wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! FEA: We have found a wolf. May we lynch him? CROWD: Lynch him! Lynch! Lynch him! Lynch him! SALLY: How do you know he is a wolf? NERWEN: He looks like one. VILLAGE: Right! Yeah! Yeah! SALLY: Bring him forward. EÖNWË: I'm not a wolf. I'm not a wolf. SALLY: Uh, but you are covered in fur. EÖNWË: They dressed me up like this. VILLAGE: Augh, we didn't! We didn't... EÖNWË: And these aren't my fangs. They're false ones. SALLY: Well? FEA: Well, we did do the teeth. SALLY: The teeth? FEA: And the fur, but he is a wolf! NERWEN: Yeah! VILLAGE: We lynch him! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah! SALLY: Did you dress her up like this? FEA: No! NERWEN and INZIL: No. No. NERWEN: No. FEA: No. NERWEN and INZIL: No. FEA: Yes. NERWEN: Yes. FEA: Yes. Yeah, a bit. INZIL: A bit. FEA and NERWEN: A bit. INZIL: A bit. VILLAGER #1: He has got sharp teeth. cough SALLY: What makes you think he is a wolf? INZIL: Well, he Night killed me. BEDEVERE: Killed you? INZIL: I got better. NERWEN: Lynch him anyway! FEA: Lynch! VILLAGE: Lynch him! Lynch! Lynch him!... SALLY: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he is a wolf. FEA: Are there? NERWEN: Ah? FEA: What are they? VILLAGE: Tell us! Tell us!... NERWEN: Do they hurt? SALLY: Tell me. What do you do with wolves? NERWEN: Lynch! FEA: Lynch! VILLAGE: Lynch! Lynch them all! Lynch!... BEDEVERE: And what do you lynch apart from wolves? FEA: More wolves! INZIL: Shh! NERWEN: Bears BEDEVERE: So, why do wolves burn? [pause] INZIL: B--... 'cause they're made of... bear? SALLY: Good! Heh heh. VILLAGE: Oh, yeah. Oh. SALLY: So, how do we tell whether he is a bear? FEA: Seer dream him. SALLY: Ah, but can you not also seer dream an innocent? FEA: Oh, yeah. IZZY: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... SALLY: Do bears hunt at Night? FEA: Yes. Yes. NERWEN: Yes, they do! They do! FEA: Check if he hunts at Night! VILLAGE: Check! Check if he hunts at Night! SALLY: What also hunts at Night? FEA: Vampires! NERWEN: Wizards! INZIL: Uh, very small rocks! FEA: Potatoes! NERWEN: Uh, Ra-racoons! FEA: Tigers! NERWEN: Bats! INZIL: Uh, churches! Churches! NERWEN: Lead! Lead! SHASTA: An owl! VILLAGE: Oooh. SALLY: Exactly. So, logically... FEA: If... he... weighs... the same as an owl,... he's made of bear. SALLY: And therefore? NERWEN: A wolf! FEA: A wolf! VILLAGE: A wolf! A wolf!... FORM: Here is an owl. Use this owl. [quack quack quack] SHASTA: whispers It's a duck. SALLY: Very good. We shall use my largest scales. VILLAGE: Ohh! Ohh! Lynch the wolf! Lynch the wolf! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Ahh! Ahh... SALLY: Right. Remove the supports! [whop] [clunk] [creak] VILLAGE: A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! EÖNWË: It's a fair cop. INZIL: Lynch him! Lynch him! VILLAGE: Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch! Lynch!... (I found the original script online and couldn't resist changing it) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-13-2010, 06:32 PM	#8
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	I am the werewolf... goo goo g'joob I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See them all confused from one of Sally's games, see how they post. I'm crying. Sitting in the village, waiting for the lynch to come. Were-ewolfing killing, stupid Day 5 lynching. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow fur. I am the ranger, they are the lovers. I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob. Mister Villager Ranger sitting Pretty little vill'gers in a row. See how they fly from werewolves in the Night, see how they run. I'm crying, I'm crying. I'm crying, I'm crying. Yellow matter custard, dripping from the last wolf kill. Yes they are disgusting, no it is not their fault, Boy, you been a naughty girl you wanted to lynch me. I am the ranger, they are the lovers. I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob. Sitting in the village centre waiting to be lynched. If lynch votes don't come, you still get lynched From not getting as many votes. I am the ranger, they are the lovers. I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Expert textpert dying werewolves, Don't you think the phantom laughs at you? See how they smile like villagers at Day, See their revenge. I'm crying. Strange new little spambots, climbing up the 'Downs Rep ladder. Reference to Lommy, randomly in this song. Man, you should have seen some of my other song versions. I am the ranger, they are the lovers. I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place