WW LXXVII: The Metamorphs of Wolf-562-e

[Blind Guardian]

WAKE UP EVERYONE!! WAKE UP!! *rings bell scaring everyone into waking* get your lazy butts out of bed! *walks off angry, for I have not eaten breakfast yet. I'm real grumpy before breakfast*

[Loslote]

I've been looking at the engine, and I've noticed several problems. The R/A/M is at 73 while the Jiroscopic Beoneedle is pointed due east and the HTV channel is completely fuzzed out but in a pattern that is eerily similar to the YCT pattern of the NBC fuzz during the disaster of 2089. The Nissota has hit googleplex levels, and the Honeral Motiff has dropped to only 38% of optimum value. No levels of cadmium have been detected in the cadmium storage unit, which means that the Cadmistic Ignitor has lost all fuel and no longer produces output of any sort, so that the Verostile Xerox has lost power. Casualties among the treadmill mice have soared, with only 17% surviving, and all of those grey mice as opposed to the higher producing white mice. The wires connecting the Yesox Imput and the Hasalblad Generator have frayed, causing random jolts of electricity to the Knickerbocker Machine that fry any undergarments currently inside. This causes all of the crew to be forced to wear smelly undergarments. Hasardous toxic waste from the oceanic waste dump has leaked into the Beatific NFC, so that the NFC can no longer produce the RKI needed to power the Y2K. If there's no Y2K, then the programing for the ZIDRAM will crash, causing power failures among the JZs.

Moreover, the engine's broke.

[Blind Guardian]

Oh God. Nevermind, everyone go back to sleep. You're going to need it after reading that! So, Mastermind, what do we do?? I wonder if we have power to flush the toilets!?

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

So, Mastermind, what do we do?? I wonder if we have power to flush the toilets!?

Well, that depends upon several factors. In order to flush toilets, the VTW has to be at 80% or higher. Unfortunately, the QTP cut out due to unforseen failure of the Biseral Voltage, which lowered the VTW to a mere 72%. Unless the TP scores can be raised to at least 650 on ALL facets, the toilets will be unflushable. That is, they'll flush, but they won't actually drain. Just, you know, flood.

By the way, don't go in the downstairs bathroom...

[Blind Guardian]

Originally Posted by Loslote

Well, that depends upon several factors. In order to flush toilets, the VTW has to be at 80% or higher. Unfortunately, the QTP cut out due to unforseen failure of the Biseral Voltage, which lowered the VTW to a mere 72%. Unless the TP scores can be raised to at least 650 on ALL facets, the toilets will be unflushable. That is, they'll flush, but they won't actually drain. Just, you know, flood.

I have 4 Energizer Rechargeable batteries! And I hid some car batteries downstairs a few years back.

Originally Posted by Loslote

By the way, don't go in the downstairs bathroom...

Oh brother...

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

I have 4 Energizer Rechargeable batteries! And I hid some car batteries downstairs a few years back.

Alas, Energizer Rechargable Batteries would throw off the delicate STV balance of the HYZs. Car batteries might work if not for the offsetting Gemitode Resistance Lobe. You offer is noble, but I'm afraid all the batteries would do is override the system and cause the NPQs to malfuntion.

EDIT: I swear I didn't notice that one of the abbreviations was STD.

[Blind Guardian]

Originally Posted by Loslote

Alas, Energizer Rechargable Batteries would throw off the delicate STV balance of the HYZs. Car batteries might work if not for the offsetting Gemitode Resistance Lobe. You offer is noble, but I'm afraid all the batteries would do is override the system and cause the NPQs to malfuntion.

Oh well, I tried. Well I'm going to go poop (yeah in that downstairs toilet) then go to bed.

Originally Posted by Loslote

EDIT: I swear I didn't notice that one of the abbreviations was STD.

What's wrong with that?