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Originally Posted by ronald clark

I am a big LOTR fan, and new to the site. I have watched all three installments including the director's cut edition with a few free hours of unseen footage. I simply love all the character sets, the characters, and the plot itself. The place is absolutely amazing.

But what of the lack of professional-grade blenders, featuring state-of-the art stainless steel blades and backed by fast, friendly and competent customer service? MordorMix™ is, IMHO, a very inferior brand, and when I tried calling 1-800-PALANTIR for support the person on the other end seemed to have no idea what I was talking about, kept asking me to pass on a message to someone named "Saruman", laughed horribly at me and hung up. I certainly won't be buying from that firm again in a hurry, I can tell you!

Originally Posted by ronald "Vitamix" clark

I watched it on a high def surround sound system and I felt like I was in the film.

Really? How were you able to survive the change of diet, after being used to living entirely on super-delicious smoothies that deliver over 9000 times the nutritional value of ordinary food?

Originally Posted by ronald "I ♥ smoothies" clark

Anyway, If I need some stuff to do to join groups or clans here, just let me know because I'm going to be staying here for a while. =)

Ronald Clark

*links to blender sites go here*

See you 'round, Ron!