Tolkien Translated... into Googlese

[Pitchwife]

Nice to see this thread is still providing amusement!

Originally Posted by Rikae

Have a friend or an enemy, the devil Annick Election Guide, or the death of another person in the world can do without laws, and love in hell or evil, or God, not the power of the game, not ----- Taoyan protect children, but in either steal or find a ---------.

This has to be the oath of the Fëanorians:

Originally Posted by The Lay of Leithian

Be he friend or foe, or demon wild
of Morgoth, Elf or mortal child,
or any that here on earth may dwell,
no law, nor love, nor league of hell,
no might of Gods, no binding spell
shall him defend from hatred fell
of Fëanor's sons, whoso take or steal
or finding keep a Silmaril.

Some intriguing name changes there, especially "the devil Annick". Wonder where that came from...

Here's another quote of the day:

As soon as I clapped eyes on the little fellow bobbing and puffing on the mat I had my doubts. He looks more like a grocer than a burglar.

After 10 translations:

As long as children on the playground in his eyes dancing blanket, I doubt that my own breath. It looks more like a thief trader.

After the maximal 56:

Dance spirit is not the game, but I want to. Retail and theft.

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Nice to see this thread is still providing amusement!

Why wouldn't it? The things here are hilarious! Thank you, Pitchie, for such a great thread!

The doom lies in yourself, not in your name.

after 10 translations turned to be

Expected at home, in his speech.

The original

To sheep other sheep no doubt appear different. Or to shepherds. But Mortals have not been our study. We have other business.

after 30 translations became

Sheep and sheep, of course, is another factor. Please priest. But this is not our research. We still have a job.

[Rikae]

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

This has to be the oath of the Fëanorians:

Yep, that's it.

[Galadriel55]

"Saruman is a fool, and a dirty treacherous fool. But the eye is on him."

Became after 50 translations:

"Obunsaruman quickly disappear. But in the public eye."

And "Nonetheless they will have need of wood." , a relatively simple line, became:

"By J. Wood"

[Galadriel55]

"The road goes ever on and on" --> "way better than before" (10 translations)

And I randomly typed in "Lothlorien", and it became "Ross, Lauri wine." There were a few yen in the middle.
Silverlode became "Filo reasons."
Elanor and niphredil became "Nifredil stadium."
Cerin Amroth became "Cherry Delight."
Anduin was the worst one - "Drosibas vyenlaisigi agent?"
Arwen Evenstar="Status of the stadium."

Tell you something about the place, doesn't it?

PS: "The Lord of the Rings" turns out to be "Health".