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Parmastahir · 02-24-2011, 08:16 PM

. . . that the Witch-King of Angmar wore glasses?

W-K of A: "I care this much for that prophecy! Whaaa??? OUCH!"

Parmastahir · 02-26-2011, 07:52 AM

"Hello orc legions! Let me introduce tonight's group: Théoden and the Thundering Éoreds! Hit it, boys!!"

Parmastahir · 02-26-2011, 07:54 AM

"One . . . two . . . three . . . RED LIGHT! OK, Éomer, I saw you. Go back to the start!"

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-26-2011, 03:00 PM

As the Rohirrim leapt forward in their irrisistable charge at
PJ a full throated chant sprang from everyone's lips:

UNION! UNION! UNION!

Galadriel55 · 03-21-2011, 05:29 PM

Aragorn: Eowyn, I need to confess something to you.

Eowyn: What is it, darling?

Aragorn: You're my sister.

Eowyn: Aragorn, how much did you drink yesterday?

~*~

Aragorn: One moment, Eowyn, please... I have an emergency business...

~*~

Eowyn: Aragorn, I'm not coming close to you until you take a proper bath!

~*~

Eowyn: What's wrong, dear?

Aragorn: I miss my mommy! *breaks out crying*

~*~

Aragorn: Say one more word about coming with me and meeting your death, and I'm going to chop you into pieces myself!

Eowyn: Fine, then!Be like that!

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-21-2011, 06:13 PM

Eowyn: Isn't everyone here phony?
Aragorn: So what's youtr sign? Btw, do you
realize in a few thousand years all of the zodiac
will move up and by the 6th or 7th Age everyone
will raed their wrong fortune.

Inziladun · 03-21-2011, 06:34 PM

Aragorn suddenly realised wearing expensive Imladris-made boots was a bad idea in "horse country".

02-24-2011, 08:16 PM	#1
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	I didn't know . . . . . . that the Witch-King of Angmar wore glasses? W-K of A: "I care this much for that prophecy! Whaaa??? OUCH!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

02-26-2011, 07:52 AM	#2
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Rockin' out in M-e "Hello orc legions! Let me introduce tonight's group: Théoden and the Thundering Éoreds! Hit it, boys!!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

02-26-2011, 07:54 AM	#3
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	M-e fun and games "One . . . two . . . three . . . RED LIGHT! OK, Éomer, I saw you. Go back to the start!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

02-26-2011, 03:00 PM	#4
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	As the Rohirrim leapt forward in their irrisistable charge at PJ a full throated chant sprang from everyone's lips: UNION! UNION! UNION! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-21-2011, 05:29 PM	#5
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,472	Reviving this thread... Aragorn: Eowyn, I need to confess something to you. Eowyn: What is it, darling? Aragorn: You're my sister. Eowyn: Aragorn, how much did you drink yesterday? ~~ Aragorn: One moment, Eowyn, please... I have an emergency business... ~~ Eowyn: Aragorn, I'm not coming close to you until you take a proper bath! ~~ Eowyn: What's wrong, dear? Aragorn: I miss my mommy! breaks out crying* ~~ Aragorn: Say one more word about coming with me and meeting your death, and I'm going to chop you into pieces myself! Eowyn: Fine, then!Be like that! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!...* ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 03-24-2011 at 09:52 PM.

03-21-2011, 06:13 PM	#6
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Eowyn: Isn't everyone here phony? Aragorn: So what's youtr sign? Btw, do you realize in a few thousand years all of the zodiac will move up and by the 6th or 7th Age everyone will raed their wrong fortune. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-21-2011, 06:34 PM	#7
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,038	Aragorn suddenly realised wearing expensive Imladris-made boots was a bad idea in "horse country". __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God. Last edited by Inziladun; 03-21-2011 at 06:44 PM.