A new view of Smaug?

[Herald_of_Mandos]

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

I presume it is the Carolingian Minuschool Academy Press edition that has Bard decapitating Smaug?

Then you must be familiar with artist Arial Black's exquisite illustration of the scene! I hear they're using it for the concept art.

[Galadriel55]

In J.R.R. Tolkien's classic two-volume prequel to "The Lord of the Rings", the dragon is presented as a vicious monster who serves the Necromancer Saruman.

Which novel is that?I don't recall any classic, two volume prequel where Saruman is a dragon-tamer.

This movie shouldn't be called "The Hobbit", more like "PJ's Misunderstood Dragon". It's a crime calling something like that by a name JRRT gave his book, when the only thing left from the book is names.

[Herald_of_Mandos]

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Which novel is that?I don't recall any classic, two volume prequel where Saruman is a dragon-tamer.

Well, I've only read the Caslon translation. You mean it's not like that in English? Really?

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by Pitch

The saddest thing is that we're now so used to expecting the worst from PJ's adaptation that an April joke like this is all too believable. Reality defeats satire.

Too true.

Originally Posted by Herald_of_Mandos

Well, I've only read the Caslon translation. You mean it's not like that in English? Really?

Well, TH is one book, where Saruman doesn't appear at all. And Sauron is the Necromancer, not Saruman. Me is confused very very.

Please tell me this is all in April Fools spirit!

[Tuor in Gondolin]

I am appalled by this April 1st prank played on PJ. Let me set
the record straight. PJ has never suggested making a
travesty of The Hobbit by having Bard behead Smaug with a
sword, that's just silly. He's going to stick with canon and show
Thranduil's son lopping his head off (that's Smaug, not Legolas, although...)
with a light saber (thereby
avenging the tragic slaying of his Laketown girlfriend by Smaug).

[Morthoron]

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

I am appalled by this April 1st prank played on PJ. Let me set
the record straight. PJ has never suggested making a
travesty of The Hobbit by having Bard behead Smaug with a
sword, that's just silly. He's going to stick with canon and show
Thranduil's son lopping his head off (that's Smaug, not Legolas, although...)
with a light saber (thereby
avenging the tragic slaying of his Laketown girlfriend by Smaug).

I must protest your snide insinuation that PJ will have Legolas slay Smaug over his girlfriend. That is simply preposterous. Everyone knows he will have an army of Rohirrim show up at Laketown to repay the Elves for showing up at Helm's Deep, even though there were no Elves at Laketown, nor had the events at Helm's Deep yet occurred. But this is The Sequel to Lord of the Rings, after all, and we must tie the films together. Therefore, for continuity's sake, the events of The Hobbit will be recast after the events of The Lord of the Rings to ensure that imbeclic filmgoers will not get confused by going backwards in time.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Because they will need to cut out certain characters from the Hobbit-book due to time restrictions, such as Tom Bombadil and Farmer Giles, I think it would be sweet if they incorporated their traits into the character of Smaug. This would really add to the projected post-modern rendition of the dragon and give the story a much needed injection of relevance.

Maybe he could wear big yellow boots and have a pet dog - why not?

[Mithalwen]

Originally Posted by Herald_of_Mandos

Then you must be familiar with artist Arial Black's exquisite illustration of the scene! I hear they're using it for the concept art.

Indeed. Black is one of the finest Tolkien illustrators and sadly underrated. Of course the Black dynasty is highly influential in Seriffean culture. Aeonis and Absara have also made their marks in their own way. Only perhaps Raleigh Roman is in the same league....

You should try the Goudy version, Herald, I think the opening conversation between Bilbo and Gandalf is particularly effective. However the illustrations by Arnold Boecklin are somewhat crude in comparison to the elegance of the others.

[Anguirel]

and how about Brad the Bowman...assume Brad II's mother was Queen Angelina, then...

EDIT: I thought, "hang on, must be a joke", then clicked link...

[Morthoron]

Well, it is April 1st. And if it isn't a joke, it's a sad commentary on PJ's need to warp the story.

[Pitchwife]

Originally Posted by Morthoron

Well, it is April 1st. And if it isn't a joke, it's a sad commentary on PJ's need to warp the story.

The saddest thing is that we're now so used to expecting the worst from PJ's adaptation that an April joke like this is all too believable. Reality defeats satire.

[Herald_of_Mandos]

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Indeed. Black is one of the finest Tolkien illustrators and sadly underrated. Of course the Black dynasty is highly influential in Seriffean culture. Aeonis and Absara have also made their marks in their own way. Only perhaps Raleigh Roman is in the same league....

You should try the Goudy version, Herald, I think the opening conversation between Bilbo and Gandalf is particularly effective. However the illustrations by Arnold Boecklin are somewhat crude in comparison to the elegance of the others.

I know, that's what's always put me off. Too heavy, dark, and well, symbolic. I really am curious now to read "The Hobbit" in the original, though. I did know some things were different– for example, "Blackoak" is "Mirkwood", "Elrod"* is "Elrond", "Lithos" is really "Legolas" and Italica the Elf-maiden is "Itaril" in English. Of course I'll always think of them by their Serriffean names...

You know, I heard Jackson and Walsh were so impressed with Arial Black's work they had the Carolingian Minuschool edition translated back into English and used that as the basis for their screenplay! You can imagine how proud that makes me, as a San Serriffean!


*A poor choice of name. I know many readers here were just confused by the similarity to Port Elrod in the Upper Caisse!

[Mithalwen]

Originally Posted by Herald_of_Mandos

*A poor choice of name. I know many readers here were just confused by the similarity to Port Elrod in the Upper Caisse!

I believe the same translator did Lord of the Rings and rendering Boromir as Bordoni of course caused the same sort of problems due to confusion with the capital city. You would have thought he would have learned his lesson.

I should warn you that the original has eagles not the giant Kwotes... and substituting swarfega for waybread or lembas was not fortuitous either.