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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Going COH
There was a man named Hurryin' Eatsfast, who married Floorhen Inpigpen. They had three children. Tworings was the oldest. The first daughter was Urn, nicknmed Lowlife. The youngest was Neithernor, later called Ninnyface.
Some of Tworings' other names: Theywin Normstokill Aguyinhell 'Gearwin Tour-behind-the-bars Donein Glorydung
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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All in the name of fun
Some really good ones there...love them.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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The Roll of Kings
In the history of The Dulledain there were once Kings of men who built mighty floating barges...they were called The Six Sea-kings or VI Kings. Their names were Tar-Anonymous I, Erik I, Kilohertz and Kilocycle.......of the last two little is known apart from their names which were Pop I and Tugboat Will I.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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In the litle town of Free, in The Prattling Parrot he was known simply as Stupor by the owner, a one Barman Butterball, this was due to the blank expression. That was caused by too many botox injections at the hands of Rubbermask Brown at Razscalpel. Secretly though he was none other than The Chief Stranger of the North, descendant of Kings. It was in the time of Halfashoe great grandson of Halfaleg that The Witchy-king of Wagner chased the Dulledain from their city of Forlorn and they wandered their broken realm with their chieftain Halfanhearth...............
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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'The Seven Phones are The PAL.HAND.T.V's of The Kings of Neomanor. Their name mean That With Which To Communicate from Afar and The Seeing-Phone of Oldcrank is but one of them' said The Grand Alf, as he then sang:-
Big screens and loud rings With polytones three How good it is to have at hand A thing with which to see Seven styles of seven phones With one it's tariff free......
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