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Galadriel55 · 09-08-2011, 07:25 PM

Gimli: "Legolas! You have first watch!"

Legolas: "...Why me...?"

~~~

Gandalf: "You fool of a Took! This is not a hobbit walking party! Next time you feel bored go bother Legolas!"

~~~

Aragorn: "What happened to your sight? Did you fall asleep on watch? Crebain are flying all over the place, and you didn't wake me up as I asked you!"

Legolas: "Crebain? I thought they were black butterflies!"

~~~

Aragorn: "Legolas! Can you see what's waiting for us there?"

Legolas: "I...see...GRAVE....DANGER....."

Inziladun · 09-08-2011, 08:33 PM

"Right, Orlando. You're to jump on Gandalf's head, step to Gimli's upper lip, leap onto Théoden's back, then slide down the wall while shooting arrows and carrying that catapult on your back".

Galadriel55 · 09-15-2011, 07:22 AM

Who's Legolas?

Oddwen · 09-20-2011, 11:06 AM

Who's Orlando Bloom?

Galadriel55 · 09-28-2011, 12:24 PM

"Pippin?! Sheesh, how many ent-draughts did you have?"

Oddwen · 10-04-2011, 11:05 PM

And as Grima approached the highest C, the cracks in the walls began to lengthen, the wolves howled ever louder, and Saruman dropped to his knees as the palantir shattered into powder.

Or...

Grima: Haaaaaaaaappy meal.

Or...

Saruman: Hey Grima, what is your favorite vowel?

Grima: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Or...

Gargling with tequila is an important part of Wormtongue's morning hygiene. Okay, the only part of his morning hygiene. Okay, okay, his only attempts at hygiene.

Inziladun · 10-05-2011, 05:23 AM

"Hey, Éowyn, is there something stuck in my teeth?"

Or....

Gríma hadn't known the King was using Éowyn's bath chamber that day.

09-08-2011, 07:25 PM	#1
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Gimli: "Legolas! You have first watch!" Legolas: "...Why me...?" ~~~ Gandalf: "You fool of a Took! This is not a hobbit walking party! Next time you feel bored go bother Legolas!" ~~~ Aragorn: "What happened to your sight? Did you fall asleep on watch? Crebain are flying all over the place, and you didn't wake me up as I asked you!" Legolas: "Crebain? I thought they were black butterflies!" ~~~ Aragorn: "Legolas! Can you see what's waiting for us there?" Legolas: "I...see...GRAVE....DANGER....." __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-08-2011, 08:33 PM	#2
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	"Right, Orlando. You're to jump on Gandalf's head, step to Gimli's upper lip, leap onto Théoden's back, then slide down the wall while shooting arrows and carrying that catapult on your back". __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-15-2011, 07:22 AM	#3
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Who's Legolas? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-20-2011, 11:06 AM	#4
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Who's Orlando Bloom? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-28-2011, 12:24 PM	#5
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	"Pippin?! Sheesh, how many ent-draughts did you have?" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-04-2011, 11:05 PM	#6
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	And as Grima approached the highest C, the cracks in the walls began to lengthen, the wolves howled ever louder, and Saruman dropped to his knees as the palantir shattered into powder. Or... Grima: Haaaaaaaaappy meal. Or... Saruman: Hey Grima, what is your favorite vowel? Grima: AAAAAAAAAAAA Or... Gargling with tequila is an important part of Wormtongue's morning hygiene. Okay, the only part of his morning hygiene. Okay, okay, his only attempts at hygiene. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

10-05-2011, 05:23 AM	#7
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	"Hey, Éowyn, is there something stuck in my teeth?" Or.... Gríma hadn't known the King was using Éowyn's bath chamber that day. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.