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Old 06-28-2012, 03:18 PM   #1
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A: because half the world would fall dead in their spots if they would find out about his gorgon-like ugliness!!!

Q: why are the Nazgul afraid of water?
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:39 AM   #2
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Because they never bathe, so Sauron is forced to wash them in lava to sterilize the Nine. That's eighteen armpits stinking up Minas Morgul!

Why does Sam fight with a frying pan (in the movie) when he has a sword?
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Old 07-04-2012, 07:20 PM   #3
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Why does Sam fight with a frying pan (in the movie) when he has a sword?
A: Because death by a sword is too quick a death for anyone, according to Sam. He luuuurrrrves torturing people with frying pan beatings. Sometimes he makes the pans red hot, to make it more painful.


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Old 07-05-2012, 10:44 AM   #4
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Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow. Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow

Why do we never learn Legolas's age?
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:28 PM   #5
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Why do we never learn Legolas's age?
Because the number of his years is too long for anyone to remember.

Why is Shadowfax the fastest of the mearas?
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Why is Shadowfax the fastest of the mearas?
Because, unfortunately, the other 99.9% of the Mearas have been gelded.

Why are female Hobbits all named after plants and flowers?
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Because they are all so stupid that they need a name that is easy to remember, and plants and flowers are comon enough that upon seeing them, they get constant reminders of their names.

Why did Denethor really want to burn himself and Faramir alive?
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