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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Unfortunately, it was so lonely that all its inhabitants started crying out of pity for it.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and made things less lonely.
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#6523 |
Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately the dragon was just flying by over head and everyone was lonely again.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Fortunately, Gandalf came along with the promise of adventure, company, gold, and possible death.
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#6525 |
Energetic Essence
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Unfortunately, Gandalf wasn't really Gandalf, but an escaped mental patient who kept blabbering on about somebody giving back his cookies.
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#6526 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, Gollum returned his cookies in exchange for the precioussss.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Unfortunately, the real Gandalf came, ate the cookies, and used the precious as a key ring.
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#6528 |
Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Fortunately, Gandalf has a cloak on.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, a badger stole it.
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#6530 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Fortunately, to save Gandalf from nudity, Gollum let him borrow his loincloth.
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#6531 |
Blossom of Dwimordene
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Unfortunately, while handing over the cloth, Gollum got a glimpse of the horrifying image of an uncloaked Gandalf, which made him cough up old fish bones.
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#6532 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately, Sam was grateful for the bones, and made a nice fish stew for everyone.
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#6533 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Unfortunately, the ghosts of the dead fish started haunting the Fellowship.
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#6534 |
Blossom of Dwimordene
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Fortunately, the Fellowship split up, and the ghosts of the fish could not decide which way to go, so they remained near Parth Galen.
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#6535 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, Frodo and Sam fell off a 1000-foot cliff.
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Scion of The Faithful
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Fortunately, the 1000-foot were those of a millipede. So it was just a short fall.
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#6537 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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unfortunately, they landed on a pile of rocks and thorns
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#6538 |
Blossom of Dwimordene
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Fortunately, they had mail and elven cloaks on.
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Beloved Shadow
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Unfortunately, the cloaks were on fire.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Fortunately, it was raining.
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Beloved Shadow
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Unfortunately, it was highly acidic rain.
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#6542 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately when they piled up the rocks it made a good shelter
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#6543 |
Mighty Quill
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Unfortunately, the shelter had large gaping holes in it and Legolas was sacrificed to the rain-gods for protection.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunarely, he didn't die when they sacrificed him; he was only injured, and Aragorn was able to heal him.
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#6545 |
Beloved Shadow
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Unfortunately the failed sacrifice angered those blood-thirsty rain gods.
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#6546 |
Blossom of Dwimordene
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Fortunately, it pleased the sun gods well enough.
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Unfortunately, the sun gods were on fire.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Fortunately, as the sun gods consist of pure fire, they didn't mind it very much.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Unfortunately, the rain gods were SO angry about the failed sacrifice that they came down to claim Legolas's soul after caging the sun gods
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#6550 |
Blossom of Dwimordene
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Fortunately, neither type of gods is canonical, so they couldn't really do anything, and Legolas' soul remained with him.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Unfortunately, an Ent stepped on him.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately, the ground was soggy from the rain, and he sank into a mud puddle, thus avoiding being squished
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#6553 |
Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jul 2012
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Unfortunately, Legolas did not have the ability to breathe in mud
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Fortunately, Legolas had in his posession an aqualung tube.
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Animated Skeleton
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Unfortunatly there was a knot in the tubing
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, Gimli dug him out of the mud.
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Animated Skeleton
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Unfortunately, Legolas' braids were now full of mud that would probably never come out
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately, he had magic elf shampoo that washed the mud right out and left his hair smooth and silky.
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#6559 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Come on guys, this was fun! Let's keep it rolling!
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Your wish is my command!
Unfortunately, that shampoo could not clean the mud out of his ruined clothing.
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