Predictions about The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Celuien · 01-01-2013, 01:09 PM

There haven't been any dwarf-tossing jokes yet... but they'll have a chance to add some while tossing ropes to catch the boat in Mirkwood.

Peter Jackson will add an epic battle scene in which the Elves attack the spiders, giving Legolas a chance to show his archery skills while climbing on a spider's back.

Lalwendë · 01-01-2013, 02:51 PM

In homage to those who still use the word attercop, all the spiders in Mirkwood will be voiced by famous Lancastrians such as Peter Kay, Christopher Eccleston, Mark E Smith, Maxine Peake and Jane Horrocks. The webs will be made of Man U scarves and their poison of old Greenhalgh's mild left over from the 1972 Preston Guild. The company will escape by cunningly claiming to be Yorkshiremen, at which point the attercops will chase them off in disgust.

Bilbo is also going to ride a spider while Stan Lee appears in a cameo as a elf.

01-01-2013, 01:09 PM	#1
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	There haven't been any dwarf-tossing jokes yet... but they'll have a chance to add some while tossing ropes to catch the boat in Mirkwood. Peter Jackson will add an epic battle scene in which the Elves attack the spiders, giving Legolas a chance to show his archery skills while climbing on a spider's back. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

01-01-2013, 02:51 PM	#2
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	In homage to those who still use the word attercop, all the spiders in Mirkwood will be voiced by famous Lancastrians such as Peter Kay, Christopher Eccleston, Mark E Smith, Maxine Peake and Jane Horrocks. The webs will be made of Man U scarves and their poison of old Greenhalgh's mild left over from the 1972 Preston Guild. The company will escape by cunningly claiming to be Yorkshiremen, at which point the attercops will chase them off in disgust. Bilbo is also going to ride a spider while Stan Lee appears in a cameo as a elf. __________________ Gordon's alive!