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The Sweetest Spoiler
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly
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Aw, come on now! Tired of mutton? What kind of troll are ye? Don't you know the olden troll holiday carol, "I'm gettin' mutton for Christmas"? Where's your troll spirit, Cop?
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2012
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I say that carol should go like this: I'm gettin' mutton for Christmas I'd rather eat a horse I'd rather eat a nelly phant and have a second course I dunno what they look like, but nelly phants are bigger than horses and sheep, ain't they? |
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Wisest of the Noldor
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Where's yours? Blimey, what self-respectin' she-troll wants stringy mutton to gnaw on when there's man-flesh to be had? (Wizards is Men, ain't they?)
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The Sweetest Spoiler
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly
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Unless of course you're all right with eating your own kind. I won't judge, as long as it isn't my leg you want to gnaw on.
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Wisest of the Noldor
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Nah, but these wizards ain't real trolls, they just look that way.
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The Sweetest Spoiler
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly
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They ain't real trolls, you say? What's this madness? In that case, let's find the scrawny sages and pass the hot sauce!
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"My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2012
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They'll taste like troll? You're dashin' my dreams here, Sal. ... Hah, you can't fool me! You're just tryin' to get the best bits fer yerself, you sneak. I'll be saunterin' up to the pot late, all sad, and going to eat the dregs, and then I'll know: it was tasty man-flesh all along! Well, I won't let you get away with keeping the good stuff to yerself. |
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Oy, I know we may be trolls, but we be trolls in one ugly situation. Really, banter may be all fun, but it won't do us much good in the long run. Don't ye think it's time we pick out who these nasty wizards are? Or they'll soon enough turn us all into stone. And we won't be gettin even mutton to eat if we all stone.
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