Gollum questions.

[Galin]

Hey when you're three foot six and a seven foot Numenorean calls you Banakil you just say 'thank you' and bake him some tarts.

Or something

[Inziladun]

Originally Posted by Galin

Hey when you're three foot six and a seven foot Numenorean calls you Banakil you just say 'thank you' and bake him some tarts.

Or something

Or if you're Pippin, maybe you'd say "At least I'm not a half-wit."