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Old 10-17-2013, 12:19 PM   #14
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Elvish blades might have the 'magical' - though I know Elves don't do magic - ability to size themselves to the beholder.
Yes, I believe I saw that on an "as seen on TV" paid infomercial. For 29.99(USD) you get not one but two shrink-to-fit Elvish blades. Order now and you will also receive a magic ring that erases the rank order of dwarvish flatulence. Great for narrow corridors under mountains!
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