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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2007
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Loremaster of Annúminas
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Would it really have been too much to ask, or to expect, that when somebody finally made a serious attempt to film Tolkien the goal would have been cinema that fell into the category which might be roughly defined as "cerebral epic" or "big-budget art film," a category which would include, say, 2001, Apocalypse Now and Ran?
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How about Ang Lee?
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Itinerant Songster
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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How about Spike Lee? I can see it now:
The Lord of the Rings: Do the Wight Thing
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2014
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will the Hobbit movies do damage to the books? yep I think they will. All this cheap merchandising, lacklustre publicity, cash grabbing worthless EE versions, the garbage coming from Jackson and Boyens as regards the appendices, 'female energy' clap trap coming from E. Lilly, the actual movies themselves, that abysmal travesty, it all adds up to a pile of steaming poo.
Pity the poor fool who first watches those films and then buys the book thinking its about a Dwarve called Thorin and his dreary quest to reclaim his homeland. Why on earth did Tolkien call it the Hobbit? I hear him/her ask. Theres hardly any Hobbit in the movies. ![]() |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2012
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Funny.
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Join Date: Dec 2000
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And if you do, at least don't make a hobbit of it!
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I fervently hope they never get the rights for Beren and Lúthien, or anything else to do with Middle-earth or Tolkien.
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