What if Gollum had lived? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

IxnaY AintsaY · 07-28-2014, 06:38 PM

Gandalf: Oops, almost forgot Gollum. Quick Gwaihir, fly up to Sammath Naur and see if you can fish the little guy out.

Gwaihir: HWEEEKAHHHH

Gandalf: Hey, watch the robes! These white ones singe remarkably easily.

Gwaihir: @##@@***!

Gandalf: Ewww, he's pretty crispy. Let's see, feed a fever, starve a...no...Music should strike fire from the heart of man...no...Stinker Stinker burning bright... Oh, confound it! some cold water should do the trick, just drop him in the Anduin, I say!

Gollum: Yessss, bless us and splash us! With all possible speed, we might add.

[Many months pass]

Gandalf: Other than a lingering smell of tater-tots, looks like your all patched up, old chap!

Gollum: What’s taters, precious, eh, what’s taters?

And they all lived somewhat happily for a while after
HERE ENDS THE TALE OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS AND SOME MISCELLANEOUS HOBBITS, EXCEPT FOR ALL THESE APPENDICES, HAHAHAHAHAA

That's how I see it happening, anyway.

07-28-2014, 06:38 PM	#2
IxnaY AintsaY Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 80	Gandalf: Oops, almost forgot Gollum. Quick Gwaihir, fly up to Sammath Naur and see if you can fish the little guy out. Gwaihir: HWEEEKAHHHH Gandalf: Hey, watch the robes! These white ones singe remarkably easily. Gwaihir: @##@@**! Gandalf: Ewww, he's pretty crispy. Let's see, feed a fever, starve a...no...Music should strike fire from the heart of man...no...Stinker Stinker burning bright... Oh, confound it! some cold water should do the trick, just drop him in the Anduin, I say! Gollum: Yessss, bless us and splash us! With all possible speed*, we might add. [Many months pass] Gandalf: Other than a lingering smell of tater-tots, looks like your all patched up, old chap! Gollum: What’s taters, precious, eh, what’s taters? And they all lived somewhat happily for a while after HERE ENDS THE TALE OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS AND SOME MISCELLANEOUS HOBBITS, EXCEPT FOR ALL THESE APPENDICES, HAHAHAHAHAA That's how I see it happening, anyway. __________________ From without the World, though all things may be forethought in music or foreshown in vision from afar, to those who enter verily into Eä each in its time shall be met at unawares as something new and unforetold.