Funniest lines in Middle-Earth

[doug*platypus]

Too Long Among the Horses

"Nay, nay!" said Elfhelm.

Another good one from the knight of Rohan when Merry asks him what is afoot:

"Anything that can keep so in this devil's mirk!"

Nassty Seagulls Precious

From the start of The Last Debate when Legolas is talking about his trip up the Anduin:

and as he gazed he saw white sea-birds beating up the river.

I can just picture those nasty birds squawking and hitting it with their wings! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 4:06 PM January 07, 2004: Message edited by: doug*platypus ]