Funniest lines in Middle-Earth

[Morgul Queen]

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It's a shame some of the lines were cut from LotR. *sighs* I always thought that Legolas getting hit by an arrow in Khazad-dum makes more sense that him simply dropping the bow...ah, well.

the simple idea of Trotter, however, is enough to set me off giggling. The clog-wearing ranger-hobbit! *snerks*

Anywho...

'The Wolf that one hears is worse than the Orc that one fears.'
'True!' said Aragorn, loosening his sword in its sheath. 'But where the Warg howls, there also the Orc prowls.'

The fact that they rhyme is more than enough to give me a bout of giggles, not to mention...

'Gandalf,' the old man repeated, as if recalling from old memory a long disused word. 'Yes, that was the name. I was Gandalf.'

*shakes head* He's impossible!