Funniest lines in Middle-Earth

[Arwen Evenstar]

Sorry if this has already been posted!

"What`s the use to sniff? The smell `bout knocks me down with my nose held. You stink, and the master stinks, and the whole place stinks!" "Yes, yes and Sam stinks!"

or some where along those lines (this is a fight between Sam and Gollum.

I also liked, in RotK, when Gollum/Smeagol is talking to himself, and Gollum says, "All she get`s is nasty orcses." "And they dosen`t taste very nice, does they precious?"
There were a WHOLE lot more that I like, but I would be here all night if I posted them all! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]