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08-18-2014, 03:59 AM
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Woman of Secret Shadow
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In any case, I don't think they made that scene with the intention of turning you on.
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08-18-2014, 12:41 PM
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Haunting Spirit
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I dont think they made that scene with the intention of making me imagine Gollum in a long White lacy dress tho. 
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08-18-2014, 12:51 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
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08-18-2014, 01:26 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
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08-18-2014, 03:35 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2014
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Not to mention whats down Kilis pants
thanks for lowering the tone Jackson. |
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08-18-2014, 05:45 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: The wide blue yonder beyond this dimension
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That's one of the things I read about The Desolation of Smaug that really put me off seeing it...the "what's in my trousers" thing. One of the things I liked about the book was there was a gentle humour, which I saw in An Unexpected Journey had given way to burp and snot jokes. And then we have some penis jokes.
All very subtle...like a herd of charging oliphaunts.
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08-18-2014, 09:19 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2012
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From Aristophanes to Peter Jackson, penis jokes never get old.
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08-19-2014, 04:47 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Dec 2013
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That is true. My personal favourite example would be "The Penis Song" from "Monty Python's Meaning of Life". But if there's a time when they're really out of place and inappropriate for the material being dealt with, it's a Tolkien adaptation (even if it's being directed by Peter Jackson). Well, that and children's programmes.
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