"The Hobbit: There And Back Again" To be Renamed "The Battle of the Five Armies"

[William Cloud Hicklin]

This isn't something I've done

This is something I have done, which is why I'm banned from TORN.

What's especially Kafka-esque is that site's byline "made by and for fans of JRR Tolkien." Um, no. "By and for fans of Peter Jackson"* is the truth of it. Actual Tolkien fans need not apply.

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*And, according to some people who would be in a position to know, considerable guidance and financing from WETA/Wingnut and Warner Brothers.