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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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What are you talking about? I can't wait for the history of the wereworms to come out.
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Wisest of the Noldor
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How did Gollum get out of Moria? Why didn't Morgulduin pollute the lower Anduin? Why did Aragorn not tell the Fellowship Gollum was following them? Who on middle-earth is Lotho? Languages Smaug spoke Where do elves get metal? what would possibly exist in the farthest east? And that's just from page one!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Lonely Isle
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Don't forget this one:
Was Tolkien a racist, a sexist, or both?
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: England
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I want a three hour movie of Elrond doing his taxes - pausing occasionally to sigh at the futility of it all and mutter to himself.
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
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Our list of accountants grows thin.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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A registered charity then? Accepting hobbits for volunteering positions?
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: England
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How sad is it that turning Elrond into a tax-dodging slum lord would still be less offensive than much of The Hobbit trilogy?
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