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Formendacil · 04-09-2021, 05:30 PM

Elrond: "You've already had breakfast."

The whole Fellowship, now converted to Hobbit ways: **A STARE, DENOTING THEY HAVE HAD ONE, YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST**

Rune Son of Bjarne · 04-10-2021, 08:24 PM

At roll call Gimli managed to cover-up the absence of the rest of the fellowship, by the strategic placement of cardboard cut-outs and Elrond seemed none the wiser.

Galadriel55 · 04-10-2021, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formendacil

Elrond: "You've already had breakfast."

The whole Fellowship, now converted to Hobbit ways: **A STARE, DENOTING THEY HAVE HAD ONE, YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST**

Yes, Elrond, we are staging a protest to demand the right for second breakfast. And if you refuse to comply, we will start operating under a new slogan: "Gondor needs no pants".

Rune Son of Bjarne · 04-11-2021, 03:14 PM

"Listen guys you have been loitering here since 2019, don't you have a mountain to catch?"

Gandalf was tempted by the Ring, but in the end his germaphobia ensured that he would never claim it for his own.

Inziladun · 04-11-2021, 04:40 PM

"Heavens Frodo, that is a nasty hangnail!"

Formendacil · 04-11-2021, 04:44 PM

Even with Frodo holding the One Ring out immediately before him, Gandalf still couldn't take his eyes off the hobbit's prodigious feet.

Frodo: "Hey! Gandalf! My eyes are up here!"

Legate of Amon Lanc · 04-14-2021, 01:34 AM

The hypnosis content was heading towards a stalemate after one and half hours of Frodo just repeating "you are sleepy... so very sleeepy..." and Gandalf repeating "follow my fingers' movement..."

narfforc · 07-04-2021, 11:38 AM

Ah, cheese Hula Hoops, my favourite said Gandalf

04-09-2021, 05:30 PM	#1
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Elrond: "You've already had breakfast." The whole Fellowship, now converted to Hobbit ways: A STARE, DENOTING THEY HAVE HAD ONE, YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

04-11-2021, 04:40 PM	#5
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	"Heavens Frodo, that is a nasty hangnail!" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

04-11-2021, 04:44 PM	#6
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Even with Frodo holding the One Ring out immediately before him, Gandalf still couldn't take his eyes off the hobbit's prodigious feet. Frodo: "Hey! Gandalf! My eyes are up here!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned. Last edited by Formendacil; 04-12-2021 at 04:33 PM. Reason: Spelling

04-14-2021, 01:34 AM	#7
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	The hypnosis content was heading towards a stalemate after one and half hours of Frodo just repeating "you are sleepy... so very sleeepy..." and Gandalf repeating "follow my fingers' movement..." __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

07-04-2021, 11:38 AM	#8
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Ah, cheese Hula Hoops, my favourite said Gandalf __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.