Tolkien Humour:The Lord of the Grin and The One Parody - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

narfforc · 07-17-2021, 12:58 PM

Clip the brasses and tap the slates
Slant the pictures and rend the towels
Change all Braggin's diary dates
Bash the pans and empty your bowels.
Rut the carpet and tread on the cat
Pother the meekly panting bore
Cleave the phones with a baseball bat
Kick his legs until he's sore.
Bump the clocks with a bowling ball
Round them up like a fairground stall
If any aren't blemished and refuse to fall
Set up a shooting gallery in the hall.
That's why Bilious Braggin's states
It's why I've got no dwarves as mates.

07-17-2021, 12:58 PM	#2
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Braggins Party Song Clip the brasses and tap the slates Slant the pictures and rend the towels Change all Braggin's diary dates Bash the pans and empty your bowels. Rut the carpet and tread on the cat Pother the meekly panting bore Cleave the phones with a baseball bat Kick his legs until he's sore. Bump the clocks with a bowling ball Round them up like a fairground stall If any aren't blemished and refuse to fall Set up a shooting gallery in the hall. That's why Bilious Braggin's states It's why I've got no dwarves as mates. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.