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Salix · 08-22-2002, 12:28 PM

Cause she was tired of listening to assorted members of the fellowship arguing.

What does the Swiss army Caving helmet have to do with LOTR?

Antien · 08-22-2002, 12:32 PM

Everyone wore one in lothlorien
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(swiss army caving helmets are my sister's invention)
Who was the first person to wear the ring?

Salix · 08-22-2002, 12:34 PM

My mother's uncle's sister's brother's dog's vet's best friend's aunt's sevth cousin twice removed. (In other words Shadowfax.)

Yes! first on page 5!

What's the name on Sam's 12th kid?

Antien · 08-22-2002, 12:37 PM

Sauron, though he had a saimese twin named galadriel
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Why did gandalf fight the balrog?

Anardil · 08-22-2002, 01:47 PM

The Balrog claimed that he could fly, and Gandalf wanted to prove him wrong.
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Why did the Ents march on Isengard?

Nevfeniel · 08-22-2002, 06:03 PM

Because it was where the Ent Appreciation Parade was supposed to take place.
..::What did Frodo have to destroy and why?::..

[ August 22, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Glorfinniel the Lost · 08-23-2002, 12:16 AM

The "Little Rat Land" of the Shire as ME had a pest problem!
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Why did Galadriel give Frodo her phial containing a bit of the light of Eärendil?

suicidal elf chick · 08-23-2002, 12:35 AM

Because he was blind and it helped him feel around in front of him.
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What was Sauron's favortie kind of saltwater taffy?
*is eating some*

Glorfinniel the Lost · 08-23-2002, 12:50 AM

The kind you can only find in Mordor (thank God!) a.k.a the kind that is putrid, fly filled and topped off with ash!
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What happened to Bill after Sam let him go?

Rosa_Baggins · 08-23-2002, 09:32 AM

He went to a nearby tavern to get a pint of ale.
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Why did Galadriel go all green and scary when Frodo offered her the one ring?

Catherine · 08-23-2002, 02:01 PM

because green is the color of a genius
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What did Frodo see when he looked into the mirror of Galadriel?

Brinniel · 08-23-2002, 07:41 PM

Why, he saw a bowl of water just waiting to be drunk.
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Where did Saruman live?

Nevfeniel · 08-23-2002, 08:30 PM

In the closet under the stairs. Where do you think J.K. Rowling got the idea? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
..::How was Sauron defeated?::..

Glorfinniel the Lost · 08-23-2002, 11:02 PM

He was hit over the head with a baseball bat!
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What name did Frodo assume when at The Prancing Pony?

suicidal elf chick · 08-23-2002, 11:46 PM

His name was Seto Kaiba! Duh!
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What is Aragorn's REAL name?

Rosa_Baggins · 08-24-2002, 02:32 AM

Frodo Baggins
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what was Sam's last name?

Glorfinniel the Lost · 08-24-2002, 02:40 AM

Samwise Half-witted!
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What was Sarumans' "colour" (you know,Grey Pink,canary yellow! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])

Rosa_Baggins · 08-24-2002, 05:06 AM

Purple but he preferred pink.
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Why where Elves the firstborn?

Catherine · 08-24-2002, 11:55 AM

because they are magical and made themselves first born
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why did Frodo have to take the ring to Rivendell?

Keeper of the Feet of Melkor · 08-24-2002, 01:55 PM

He took it there because he was going to pon it off to figwit. who was going to use it to overthrow elrond, why? Because of his shiny hair...(one big conspiracy)

[ August 24, 2002: Message edited by: Keeper of the Feet of Melkor ]

Brinniel · 08-24-2002, 02:43 PM

You forgot to ask a question, Keeper.

Catherine · 08-26-2002, 07:05 PM

Since someone forgot to ask a question I will:
What is a Hobbits favorite thing to do?

Brinniel · 08-26-2002, 07:35 PM

Fly in airplanes!
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Is there a hobbit school in the Shire? If so, describe it.

Catherine · 08-26-2002, 07:38 PM

Yes, it teaches them how to work and be a real hobbit!
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How would you describe the Shire?

Nevfeniel · 08-26-2002, 08:41 PM

Red. Everything is red. Except for the water and sky, which is orange. In other words, all the colors are reversed. (Yes, I know that was a lame answer. I can't help it!)
..::If a hobbit could name a car, what would he/she call it, why, and what would the car look like?::..

[ August 26, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Rosa_Baggins · 08-27-2002, 04:04 PM

The car would be named Bob because Bob is a very nice name. The car would be red or orange to match the sky or the ground and would be big so they would fit there big hobbity feet into. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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How many mushrooms did Pippin eat in his life time?

Brinniel · 08-27-2002, 04:21 PM

Zero. Pippin hates mushrooms!
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Who did Gandalf favor in the fellowship and why?

Glorfinniel the Lost · 08-28-2002, 01:46 AM

Pippin- always great to have on long ring-destroying quests! Always there to get you killed and never shuts up!
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Theódred was the son of which King?

Galadel Vinorel · 08-28-2002, 02:29 PM

King Whallahoop, of course!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Who was Frodo's father?

Brinniel · 08-28-2002, 03:59 PM

Why, Gandalf, of course!
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Why did Sam name his daughter Elanor?

Nevfeniel · 08-28-2002, 04:13 PM

Well, first he thought of Mary Sue, but then he thought But what about thousands of years from now when my family and I are famous? The fanfics will be horrible! So he thought Elanor.
..::Can anyone help prove my theory that Sauron didn't actually make a ruling ring, but a ruling charm bracelet?::..

Catherine · 08-28-2002, 04:21 PM

he made a bracelet with a ring charm on it so he wouldn't lose it.
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Who is Pippin's best friend?

Salix · 08-28-2002, 09:21 PM

Farmer Maggot!

Where did Frodo keep the Ring?

Antien · 08-28-2002, 09:22 PM

In his shoe!

Why did Arwen fall in love with Strider?

Davin · 08-28-2002, 09:27 PM

She loves a man in drag.

Why do Hobbits eat so many meals in a day?

Rosa_Baggins · 08-29-2002, 01:10 PM

Hobbits need lots of energy for all those quests and journeys they go on.
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Why do hobbits live in Hobbit-Holes?

Nevfeniel · 08-29-2002, 05:59 PM

They can't afford houses or appartments.
..::What kind of jobs did the people of Middle Earth have?::..

Davin · 08-29-2002, 11:25 PM

They made creamed corn in coconut shells and they cooked salad for elven-toads...

Why does Melkor's/Morgoth's name start with an M?

Glorfinniel the Lost · 08-30-2002, 04:49 AM

He wanted to pay tribute to the great chocolate "nuts" known as M'n'M's!
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Why did Saruman send the Uruk-hai to capture the hobbits?

Rosa_Baggins · 08-30-2002, 11:23 AM

Because Uruk-Hai don't eat s much as Orcs. It costs hundereds for sauron to keep an army of them orcs.
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What and who is Galadriel?

08-22-2002, 12:28 PM	#161
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	Cause she was tired of listening to assorted members of the fellowship arguing. What does the Swiss army Caving helmet have to do with LOTR? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

08-22-2002, 12:32 PM	#162
Antien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 49	Everyone wore one in lothlorien ********************************************* (swiss army caving helmets are my sister's invention) Who was the first person to wear the ring? __________________ and is crazy a bad thing to you¿

08-22-2002, 12:34 PM	#163
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	My mother's uncle's sister's brother's dog's vet's best friend's aunt's sevth cousin twice removed. (In other words Shadowfax.) Yes! first on page 5! What's the name on Sam's 12th kid? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

08-22-2002, 12:37 PM	#164
Antien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 49	Sauron, though he had a saimese twin named galadriel ********************************************* Why did gandalf fight the balrog? __________________ and is crazy a bad thing to you¿

08-22-2002, 06:03 PM	#166
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Because it was where the Ent Appreciation Parade was supposed to take place. ..::What did Frodo have to destroy and why?::.. [ August 22, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

08-22-2002, 01:47 PM	#165
Anardil Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 33	The Balrog claimed that he could fly, and Gandalf wanted to prove him wrong. ***************************************** Why did the Ents march on Isengard?

08-23-2002, 12:16 AM	#167
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	The "Little Rat Land" of the Shire as ME had a pest problem! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Why did Galadriel give Frodo her phial containing a bit of the light of Eärendil? __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

08-23-2002, 12:35 AM	#168
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	Because he was blind and it helped him feel around in front of him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was Sauron's favortie kind of saltwater taffy? is eating some __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?

08-23-2002, 12:50 AM	#169
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	The kind you can only find in Mordor (thank God!) a.k.a the kind that is putrid, fly filled and topped off with ash! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happened to Bill after Sam let him go? __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

08-23-2002, 09:32 AM	#170
Rosa_Baggins Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hobbiton in the Shire Posts: 145	He went to a nearby tavern to get a pint of ale. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why did Galadriel go all green and scary when Frodo offered her the one ring? __________________ There is ever a Rose without thorns.

08-23-2002, 02:01 PM	#171
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	because green is the color of a genius ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did Frodo see when he looked into the mirror of Galadriel? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

08-23-2002, 07:41 PM	#172
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Why, he saw a bowl of water just waiting to be drunk. ******************************************* Where did Saruman live? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

08-23-2002, 08:30 PM	#173
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	In the closet under the stairs. Where do you think J.K. Rowling got the idea? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ..::How was Sauron defeated?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

08-23-2002, 11:02 PM	#174
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	He was hit over the head with a baseball bat! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What name did Frodo assume when at The Prancing Pony? __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

08-23-2002, 11:46 PM	#175
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	His name was Seto Kaiba! Duh! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is Aragorn's REAL name? __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?

08-24-2002, 02:32 AM	#176
Rosa_Baggins Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hobbiton in the Shire Posts: 145	Frodo Baggins ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ what was Sam's last name? __________________ There is ever a Rose without thorns.

08-24-2002, 02:40 AM	#177
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	Samwise Half-witted! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* What was Sarumans' "colour" (you know,Grey Pink,canary yellow! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]) __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

08-24-2002, 05:06 AM	#178
Rosa_Baggins Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hobbiton in the Shire Posts: 145	Purple but he preferred pink. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why where Elves the firstborn? __________________ There is ever a Rose without thorns.

08-24-2002, 11:55 AM	#179
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	because they are magical and made themselves first born ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ why did Frodo have to take the ring to Rivendell? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

08-24-2002, 01:55 PM	#180
Keeper of the Feet of Melkor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 45	He took it there because he was going to pon it off to figwit. who was going to use it to overthrow elrond, why? Because of his shiny hair...(one big conspiracy) [ August 24, 2002: Message edited by: Keeper of the Feet of Melkor ] __________________ Nazgul, just evil hiding under sheets (reference to the Chronocals of Zoe and Kelly, retrieved from the depths of English class)

08-24-2002, 02:43 PM	#181
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	You forgot to ask a question, Keeper. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

08-26-2002, 07:05 PM	#182
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Since someone forgot to ask a question I will: What is a Hobbits favorite thing to do? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

08-26-2002, 07:35 PM	#183
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Fly in airplanes! ******************************************** Is there a hobbit school in the Shire? If so, describe it. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

08-26-2002, 07:38 PM	#184
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Yes, it teaches them how to work and be a real hobbit! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How would you describe the Shire? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

08-26-2002, 08:41 PM	#185
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Red. Everything is red. Except for the water and sky, which is orange. In other words, all the colors are reversed. (Yes, I know that was a lame answer. I can't help it!) ..::If a hobbit could name a car, what would he/she call it, why, and what would the car look like?::.. [ August 26, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

08-27-2002, 04:04 PM	#186
Rosa_Baggins Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hobbiton in the Shire Posts: 145	The car would be named Bob because Bob is a very nice name. The car would be red or orange to match the sky or the ground and would be big so they would fit there big hobbity feet into. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How many mushrooms did Pippin eat in his life time? __________________ There is ever a Rose without thorns.

08-27-2002, 04:21 PM	#187
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Zero. Pippin hates mushrooms! ******************************************** Who did Gandalf favor in the fellowship and why? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

08-28-2002, 01:46 AM	#188
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	Pippin- always great to have on long ring-destroying quests! Always there to get you killed and never shuts up! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ * ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Theódred was the son of which King? __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

08-28-2002, 02:29 PM	#189
Galadel Vinorel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien, the Woodlen Realm Posts: 366	King Whallahoop, of course!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who was Frodo's father? __________________ “Words can never convey the incredible impact of our attitude toward life. The longer I live the more convinced I become that life is 10 percent what happens to us and 90 percent how we respond to it." -Charles R. Swindoll

08-28-2002, 03:59 PM	#190
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Why, Gandalf, of course! ******************************************* Why did Sam name his daughter Elanor? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

08-28-2002, 04:13 PM	#191
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Well, first he thought of Mary Sue, but then he thought But what about thousands of years from now when my family and I are famous? The fanfics will be horrible! So he thought Elanor. ..::Can anyone help prove my theory that Sauron didn't actually make a ruling ring, but a ruling charm bracelet?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

08-28-2002, 04:21 PM	#192
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	he made a bracelet with a ring charm on it so he wouldn't lose it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who is Pippin's best friend? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

08-28-2002, 09:21 PM	#193
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	Farmer Maggot! Where did Frodo keep the Ring? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

08-28-2002, 09:22 PM	#194
Antien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 49	In his shoe! Why did Arwen fall in love with Strider? __________________ and is crazy a bad thing to you¿

08-28-2002, 09:27 PM	#195
Davin Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 166	She loves a man in drag. Why do Hobbits eat so many meals in a day? __________________ So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. »»The Telmena««