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Aylwen Dreamsong · 10-04-2002, 08:10 PM

He held a grudge because they were in a beauty contest for blondes when Eomer was young and he lost only to Galadriel's pale blonde locks.

...:::Who was Galadriel's favorite grandchild?:::...

Catherine · 10-04-2002, 08:35 PM

She hated everyone but herself
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Where did Galadriel live?

Salix · 10-04-2002, 08:47 PM

In Minas Morgul.

How are hobbits related to men?

hobbitlass · 10-05-2002, 08:08 AM

By my husband's brother's aunt's cousin's grandfather twice removed!
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Why haven't there been any dragons in the Shire for at least a thousand years?

*nevquesseiel* · 10-05-2002, 08:26 AM

hobbits consider dragon to b a delicacy...

y did the elves leave middle earth?

Nevfeniel · 10-05-2002, 08:37 AM

They were kicked out. Something to do with illegal orc-slaying.
..::How are clouds significant in the story?::..

Eruwen · 10-05-2002, 08:53 AM

Pippin always gets his head stuck in them. That Took [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Why does Aragorn blow out all of the candles when he pulls Frodo into a room in Bree? {Movie}

Aylwen Dreamsong · 10-05-2002, 10:02 AM

He has that disease where any light brighter than a candle or two gives him blisters and causes him to suffocate (forgot what that condition is called though..)

Why was Legolas taller than Eomer?

(I like this thread because I don't have to worry about getting something right!)

Aylwen

[ October 05, 2002: Message edited by: Aylwen Dreamsong ]

Salix · 10-05-2002, 04:36 PM

Because he wore 3 foot high platform shoes. (Me no fashion expert. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] )

How were the Ainur created?

Brinniel · 10-05-2002, 06:42 PM

They were made from Play-Dough.
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What is Gandalf's favorite day in the year and why?

Aylwen Dreamsong · 10-05-2002, 06:53 PM

The Thirteenth of October, because it was his calico cat's birthday. Gandalf really loved that old cat.

Who was the first Rider of Rohan to die of Suffocation??

NazgulNumberTen · 10-05-2002, 08:03 PM

hama...he choked on ham
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how do orcs use their fins?

Susan Delgado · 10-05-2002, 08:17 PM

They used them to tunnel through the sand like Mario.

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What significance do penguins hold for the wights residing in the Barrow Downs?

Glorfinniel the Lost · 10-06-2002, 04:12 AM

The wights of The Barrow Downs have a particular infatuation with Penguin Suits, which are worn whenever they visit Tom Bombadil's place [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

What is the name of Goldberry's mother?

[ October 06, 2002: Message edited by: Glorfinniel the Lost ]

Susan Delgado · 10-06-2002, 04:15 AM

Betty Crocker (no, really!)

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What is Eru's part in the scheme of things?

Dark-Caranthir · 10-06-2002, 05:09 AM

Eru was Sauron's right hand man, god, thingy.

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Why did the ring slip from Gollum?

Grey_pilgrim · 10-06-2002, 05:49 AM

coz gollum told the ring that he though gold was tacky.
..::why didnt the ringwraiths like water?::..

Nevfeniel · 10-06-2002, 07:35 AM

They never learned how to swim.
..::What was Barad-Dur used for?::..

Aylwen Dreamsong · 10-06-2002, 07:37 AM

The practice place for a new band "Nazgul Number Nine"

What was Aragorn's sisters name?

Eruwen · 10-06-2002, 12:29 PM

Arwen. {Shhh!! You didn't know? It was. Really!} [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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..::*Why did Gollum change his name after he found the ring?*::..

NazgulNumberTen · 10-06-2002, 12:31 PM

well, it was a wedding ring, so he took the name of the person he married. he is know known as gollum nahasapasapemapetelon.
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what terrible affiction did bombadil suffer from

Susan Delgado · 10-06-2002, 01:35 PM

He was unable to speak clearly and had to put "diddly" on the end of everything.

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Who is Opus the Penguin?

hobbitlass · 10-06-2002, 03:02 PM

Sauron's illegitamet son
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With all this ring making, what was Sauron's jewelry store name?

Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam · 10-06-2002, 03:15 PM

all 4 frodo &co.

who did arwen really love?

Aylwen Dreamsong · 10-06-2002, 03:55 PM

Who did Arwen really love?? Don't tell, but Tom Bombadil has a stalker!!

Who is Sauron's mom??

hobbitlass · 10-07-2002, 09:59 AM

*no answer*

I have to say MerryPippinFrodoSam, that was very clever! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Glorfinniel the Lost · 10-08-2002, 02:59 AM

Sauron's mum was....(drum roll please)...The local ice cream lady!

What are the names of the Istari?

Catherine · 10-08-2002, 02:47 PM

Anonymous
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How did Sam get the ring?

Nevfeniel · 10-08-2002, 09:52 PM

He stole it from Frodo.
..::What does the acronym G.D.J.V.S. mean, and how does it apply to the quest?::..

NazgulNumberTen · 10-09-2002, 08:05 PM

Goodwill Discounters of Jovamania and Vvadenfell sectors. it's there sauron bought the ring for his girlfriend.
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why was king theodens third eye poked out and eaten by birds?

Glorfinniel the Lost · 10-10-2002, 06:39 AM

Third eyes were like, SO 1983! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] So to get rid of it he popped it out and fed it to the nearest available bird!

Galadriel has had quite a few name changes...Artanis, Nerwen, Alatariel.
So what is her latest name?

TolkienGurl · 10-10-2002, 08:55 AM

Elven-Chick-Who-Was-Really-Nice-To-The-Fellowship-And-Gave-Them-All-Gifts [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Why didn't Gandalf meet the four hobbits at the Prancing Pony?

[ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

Eruhen · 10-10-2002, 09:14 AM

He was stoned in his room, watching pink elephants fly around the rafters.

What is Minas Morgul?

Aramacil · 10-10-2002, 01:01 PM

It's a shop for people with five legs, just outside Bree.
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What was gollum's favourite object?

[ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: Aramacil ]

TolkienGurl · 10-10-2002, 02:48 PM

the Sun

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Who was Tom Bombadil?

Nevfeniel · 10-10-2002, 03:21 PM

Frodo's uncle's step-brother's cousin's next-door-neigbor's former roomate's brother's dog-walker's friend that happened to meet Frodo while grocery shopping. (If that made any sense to anyone besides me, you deserve an award.)
..::Why did Sam have so many children?::..

merlilot · 10-10-2002, 06:53 PM

They weren't really his...Rosie slept around a lot.

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Who was Aragorn's father?

Childlike Empress · 10-10-2002, 07:56 PM

Perfectly sensible, Nevfeniel [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Well, no one knows who Aragorn's father is, but his mother is Rosie Cotton-Gamgee [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

edit: Oops, forgot the question

Why did Feanor really want the Silmarils back from Morgoth?

[ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: Childlike Empress ]

Eruhen · 10-11-2002, 06:33 AM

Because his 70s disco outfit wasn't complete without them.

Why did Thorin want to kill Smaug?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-11-2002, 06:47 AM

Because Smaug was a dreadful Bridge partner.

Why was Númenor destroyed?

10-04-2002, 08:10 PM	#361
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,147	He held a grudge because they were in a beauty contest for blondes when Eomer was young and he lost only to Galadriel's pale blonde locks. ...:::Who was Galadriel's favorite grandchild?:::... __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

10-04-2002, 08:35 PM	#362
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	She hated everyone but herself ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Where did Galadriel live? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

10-04-2002, 08:47 PM	#363
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	In Minas Morgul. How are hobbits related to men? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

10-05-2002, 08:08 AM	#364
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	By my husband's brother's aunt's cousin's grandfather twice removed! ********************************************* Why haven't there been any dragons in the Shire for at least a thousand years? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

10-05-2002, 08:26 AM	#365
nevquesseiel Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: by the sea..... somewhere Posts: 15	hobbits consider dragon to b a delicacy... y did the elves leave middle earth? __________________ ~If life were a thing that money could buy, the poor could not live and the rich would not die.~ Visit my Elfwood Art page!!

10-05-2002, 08:37 AM	#366
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	They were kicked out. Something to do with illegal orc-slaying. ..::How are clouds significant in the story?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

10-05-2002, 08:53 AM	#367
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 892	Pippin always gets his head stuck in them. That Took [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ---------------------------- Why does Aragorn blow out all of the candles when he pulls Frodo into a room in Bree? {Movie}

10-05-2002, 10:02 AM	#368
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,147	He has that disease where any light brighter than a candle or two gives him blisters and causes him to suffocate (forgot what that condition is called though..) Why was Legolas taller than Eomer? (I like this thread because I don't have to worry about getting something right!) Aylwen [ October 05, 2002: Message edited by: Aylwen Dreamsong ] __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

10-05-2002, 04:36 PM	#369
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	Because he wore 3 foot high platform shoes. (Me no fashion expert. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) How were the Ainur created? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

10-05-2002, 06:42 PM	#370
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	They were made from Play-Dough. ******************************************** What is Gandalf's favorite day in the year and why? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

10-05-2002, 06:53 PM	#371
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,147	The Thirteenth of October, because it was his calico cat's birthday. Gandalf really loved that old cat. Who was the first Rider of Rohan to die of Suffocation?? __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

10-05-2002, 08:03 PM	#372
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	hama...he choked on ham --------------- how do orcs use their fins? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

10-05-2002, 08:17 PM	#373
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	They used them to tunnel through the sand like Mario. ------------------------- What significance do penguins hold for the wights residing in the Barrow Downs? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

10-06-2002, 04:12 AM	#374
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	The wights of The Barrow Downs have a particular infatuation with Penguin Suits, which are worn whenever they visit Tom Bombadil's place [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] What is the name of Goldberry's mother? [ October 06, 2002: Message edited by: Glorfinniel the Lost ] __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

10-06-2002, 04:15 AM	#375
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	Betty Crocker (no, really!) -------------------------------- What is Eru's part in the scheme of things? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

10-06-2002, 05:09 AM	#376
Dark-Caranthir Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Somewhere beyond the Sea Posts: 52	Eru was Sauron's right hand man, god, thingy. ----------------------------------------- Why did the ring slip from Gollum? __________________ A Elbereth Githoniel silivren penna miriel o menel aglar elenath! Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath, Faunilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon!

10-06-2002, 05:49 AM	#377
Grey_pilgrim Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Valinor Posts: 49	coz gollum told the ring that he though gold was tacky. ..::why didnt the ringwraiths like water?::.. __________________ Olorin - greatest and wisest of all the Istari

10-06-2002, 07:35 AM	#378
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	They never learned how to swim. ..::What was Barad-Dur used for?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

10-06-2002, 07:37 AM	#379
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,147	The practice place for a new band "Nazgul Number Nine" What was Aragorn's sisters name? __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

10-06-2002, 12:29 PM	#380
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 892	Arwen. {Shhh!! You didn't know? It was. Really!} [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] ----------------------------- ..::Why did Gollum change his name after he found the ring?::..

10-06-2002, 12:31 PM	#381
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	well, it was a wedding ring, so he took the name of the person he married. he is know known as gollum nahasapasapemapetelon. ------------------------ what terrible affiction did bombadil suffer from __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

10-06-2002, 01:35 PM	#382
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	He was unable to speak clearly and had to put "diddly" on the end of everything. ------------------------------------- Who is Opus the Penguin? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

10-06-2002, 03:02 PM	#383
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Sauron's illegitamet son ********************************************* With all this ring making, what was Sauron's jewelry store name? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

10-06-2002, 03:15 PM	#384
Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Buckland Posts: 41	all 4 frodo &co. who did arwen really love? __________________ `Merry';)

10-06-2002, 03:55 PM	#385
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,147	Who did Arwen really love?? Don't tell, but Tom Bombadil has a stalker!! Who is Sauron's mom?? __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

10-07-2002, 09:59 AM	#386
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	no answer I have to say MerryPippinFrodoSam, that was very clever! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

10-08-2002, 02:59 AM	#387
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	Sauron's mum was....(drum roll please)...The local ice cream lady! What are the names of the Istari? __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

10-08-2002, 02:47 PM	#388
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Anonymous ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How did Sam get the ring? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

10-08-2002, 09:52 PM	#389
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	He stole it from Frodo. ..::What does the acronym G.D.J.V.S. mean, and how does it apply to the quest?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

10-09-2002, 08:05 PM	#390
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	Goodwill Discounters of Jovamania and Vvadenfell sectors. it's there sauron bought the ring for his girlfriend. ------------------------------ why was king theodens third eye poked out and eaten by birds? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

10-10-2002, 06:39 AM	#391
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	Third eyes were like, SO 1983! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] So to get rid of it he popped it out and fed it to the nearest available bird! Galadriel has had quite a few name changes...Artanis, Nerwen, Alatariel. So what is her latest name? __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

10-10-2002, 08:55 AM	#392
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	Elven-Chick-Who-Was-Really-Nice-To-The-Fellowship-And-Gave-Them-All-Gifts [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Why didn't Gandalf meet the four hobbits at the Prancing Pony? [ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ] __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

10-10-2002, 09:14 AM	#393
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	He was stoned in his room, watching pink elephants fly around the rafters. What is Minas Morgul? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

10-10-2002, 01:01 PM	#394
Aramacil Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 131	It's a shop for people with five legs, just outside Bree. **************************************** What was gollum's favourite object? [ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: Aramacil ] __________________ "I will take the Ring," he said, "though I do not know the way."

10-10-2002, 02:48 PM	#395
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	the Sun ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Who was Tom Bombadil? __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal