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Hirilaelin · 02-11-2003, 04:15 PM

Isildur of course! Gollum killed him for the Ring, then covered it up by murduring Deagol.
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Why did Boromir want the ring?

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gralin musicteeth · 02-11-2003, 06:48 PM

Because it matched his new necklace!

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Why does Celeborn have silver hair?

Iarwain · 02-11-2003, 06:56 PM

He he saved up the boxes from his Mithril-Plated Elf-Flakes, so he could trade them in for a real Mithril-Plated Elf-Wig!

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Who in the Fellowship has a secret addiction to Crack Cocaine?

Hirilaelin · 02-11-2003, 07:50 PM

Frodo, it's obvious, he's so freaked out all the time.

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Why are Tom Bombadil's boots yellow, of all colors?

hobbitlass · 02-12-2003, 12:02 PM

Shhh, it's a secret that Tom thinks nobody knows...he's color blind.
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What did Sam really dream of becoming when he grew-up?

Diamond18 · 02-12-2003, 12:48 PM

An Oliphaunt. He wanted to trample people and be called, "Samwise the Big and Grey".

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What happened at the Battle of Bywater?

Lyra Greenleaf · 02-12-2003, 01:44 PM

Merry got dressed up in yellow, Sam and Pippin wore red and they walked down the road in a line- the men thought the eye had come to get them so they ran away!
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who killed Isildur?

Hirilaelin · 02-12-2003, 02:04 PM

It was Galadriel, she was jealous of his growing fame and popularity for slicing the Dark Lord's fingers off.

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Where is Harad?

Isilmëiel · 02-12-2003, 03:59 PM

At a dayspa in Tennessee
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How did Sauron lose his Ring?

Hirilaelin · 02-12-2003, 04:07 PM

One day, when he was taking a bubble bath, the ring slipped off his finger and fell down the drain, but he couldn't get it out because all the plumber orcs went on strike, so Islidur snuck in a stole it from under his nose.

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How many wraiths were there?

Aerandir Carnesir · 02-12-2003, 05:51 PM

One Million...wraiths! Mua hahahaha! mua hahahahahah!(evil laughs)

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Why didn't Gandalf take the ring?

Hirilaelin · 02-12-2003, 06:03 PM

Because it clashed with his hat.

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Who took Frodo to Rivendell?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-13-2003, 04:40 AM

Trick question huh? You can't fool me. Frodo never went to Rivendell.

Of all the places Frodo did go in his life, which was his favourite?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-13-2003, 10:26 AM

mt doom the coolest place in the world.

y did frodo go to mt doom? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Atariel · 02-13-2003, 01:47 PM

he had heard that the eggy mud did great things for one's skin.

what shampoo does Eowyn use?

Diamond18 · 02-13-2003, 02:01 PM

Bacterial Bliss. The newest breakthrough in all natural shampoos, BB is a blend of seven different bacteria that work together to restore hair to its natural shine and buoyancy after a hard day of battling Uruk-hai.

Slogan: Bacterial Bliss, beause you're definitely worth at least half that much.

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Why do Orcs have such unpleasent personalities?

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Hirilaelin · 02-13-2003, 02:55 PM

Because they never get enough sleep.

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Why do elves wear dresses all the time? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Hiri [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

elven maiden Earwen · 02-13-2003, 09:53 PM

most think that pants make them look fat

why does legolas not where dresess? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Diamond18 · 02-13-2003, 10:27 PM

He's painfully thin, so he doesn't mind looking like he's got a few more pounds than he actually does.

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How did Ghan-buri-Gahn help the Rohirrim.

Tar-Palantir · 02-14-2003, 12:18 AM

By teaching them Yoga. Eomer's downward dog and sun salute become the pride of the Rohirrim, and the envy of all Middle-Earth.

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Why did Sharkey flee to Hobbiton?

hobbitlass · 02-14-2003, 03:02 AM

To hide from Sauron, he thought he could blend in.
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Why is Rivendell the 'last homely house'?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-14-2003, 06:11 AM

Its actually the only homely house. Middle-Earth is a horrible, terrible place.

Why is there friendship between Gondor and Rohan?

Hirilaelin · 02-14-2003, 10:54 AM

Because Faramir's got the hots for Eowyn.

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What did Galadriel give Frodo?

Nuinatariel · 02-14-2003, 11:02 AM

A talking fish named Bob.

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Where does Legolas live?

TolkienGurl · 02-14-2003, 11:12 AM

Legolas lives in my bedroom. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

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Why was Faramir's dwelling place kept secret?

Hirilaelin · 02-14-2003, 01:04 PM

Because he didn't want Eowyn to find him.

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Where does Pippin live?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-14-2003, 02:50 PM

In a huge scary castle in Mordor surrounded by a lake of fire.

What are the Ringwraiths?

The Ruling Ring · 02-14-2003, 03:24 PM

On vacation at a Middle-Earth spa, with a huge in-ground pool. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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What would be the one thing that could really get Shelob riled?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-14-2003, 04:17 PM

sing the itsy bitsy spider.

what is saurons fave song? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Tar-Palantir · 02-14-2003, 05:21 PM

Somewhere over the Rainbow.

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What is Aragorn's favorite song?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-14-2003, 05:48 PM

dirty by Christina

who is legolas's fave singer? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Hirilaelin · 02-14-2003, 06:02 PM

Britney Spears, he can totally relate to her look too! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

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Who was the leader of the Fellowship?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-14-2003, 06:25 PM

pippen.

why did sauramon turn evil [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ?

Tar-Palantir · 02-14-2003, 06:49 PM

Because Domino's wouldn't deliver to Orthanc in 30min. or less

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Why didn't the Ents wear any clothes?

Diamond18 · 02-14-2003, 07:55 PM

Tsk, tsk, you skipped Eomer's question, "What are the Ringwraiths"?

First of all, it's not "Ringwraiths", it's "Ringwraith", any of several contagious fungal diseases of the skin, hair, or nails of humans and domestic animals that are characterized by ring-shaped discolored skin patches covered with vesicles and scales.

"Ent", of course, are the antidote to Ringwraith, so why would a medicine wear clothes?

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What is Sam's favorite plant and why?

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Hirilaelin · 02-14-2003, 09:17 PM

That would be tulips, because they're so pwetty.

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What is Aragorn's sword named?

Gil-Galad · 02-14-2003, 10:56 PM

bill in memory of the pony

why was the last alliance formed?

Eressië Ailin · 02-15-2003, 11:19 AM

How come no one ever says the real name?!?!?!
It is not JUST the Last Alliance, it's the Last Mini-golfer's Alliance!!!!! Everyone knows that all of Middle Earth loves mini-golf, so they had this last little golfing club before Sauron burned up their golf courses.

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Why did Sauron hate mini-golf so much?

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Aerandir Carnesir · 02-15-2003, 01:28 PM

He lost his swing when he got his finger(s) cut off.

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Who is the best golfer in Middle-Earth?

Gil-Galad · 02-15-2003, 01:38 PM

the witch kingbecasue he scasres everyone and wins in default

why did the 9 men turn evil?

02-11-2003, 04:15 PM	#1201
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	Isildur of course! Gollum killed him for the Ring, then covered it up by murduring Deagol. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why did Boromir want the ring? [ February 11, 2003: Message edited by: Hirilaelin ] __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-11-2003, 06:48 PM	#1202
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Because it matched his new necklace! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Why does Celeborn have silver hair? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

02-11-2003, 06:56 PM	#1203
Iarwain Pugnaciously Primordial Paradox Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Birnham Wood Posts: 800	He he saved up the boxes from his Mithril-Plated Elf-Flakes, so he could trade them in for a real Mithril-Plated Elf-Wig! )))))))))))))))))))\|(((((((((((((((((((( Who in the Fellowship has a secret addiction to Crack Cocaine? __________________ "And what are oaths but words we say to God?"

02-11-2003, 07:50 PM	#1204
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	Frodo, it's obvious, he's so freaked out all the time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why are Tom Bombadil's boots yellow, of all colors? __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-12-2003, 12:02 PM	#1205
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Shhh, it's a secret that Tom thinks nobody knows...he's color blind. ............................................. What did Sam really dream of becoming when he grew-up? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

02-12-2003, 12:48 PM	#1206
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	An Oliphaunt. He wanted to trample people and be called, "Samwise the Big and Grey". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happened at the Battle of Bywater? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-12-2003, 01:44 PM	#1207
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	Merry got dressed up in yellow, Sam and Pippin wore red and they walked down the road in a line- the men thought the eye had come to get them so they ran away! ------------------ who killed Isildur? __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

02-12-2003, 02:04 PM	#1208
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	It was Galadriel, she was jealous of his growing fame and popularity for slicing the Dark Lord's fingers off. ~!#~!#~!#~!#~!#~!#~!#~!#~!#~!#~!#~!# Where is Harad? __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-12-2003, 03:59 PM	#1209
Isilmëiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: wandering about... Posts: 33	At a dayspa in Tennessee *************************** How did Sauron lose his Ring? __________________ I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. ~Graffito

02-12-2003, 04:07 PM	#1210
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	One day, when he was taking a bubble bath, the ring slipped off his finger and fell down the drain, but he couldn't get it out because all the plumber orcs went on strike, so Islidur snuck in a stole it from under his nose. %^&%^&%^&%^&%^&%^&%^&%^&%^&%^&%^&%^&%^&%^&%^& How many wraiths were there? __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-12-2003, 05:51 PM	#1211
Aerandir Carnesir Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Finally out of the Paths of the Dead! Posts: 107	One Million...wraiths! Mua hahahaha! mua hahahahahah!(evil laughs) [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Why didn't Gandalf take the ring? __________________ "God is the Lord, of angels, and of men--and of elves" -J.R.R. Tolkien "Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."-Gimli "Spiders are hideous."-Dietrich Bonhoeffer

02-12-2003, 06:03 PM	#1212
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	Because it clashed with his hat. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Who took Frodo to Rivendell? __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-13-2003, 04:40 AM	#1213
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Trick question huh? You can't fool me. Frodo never went to Rivendell. Of all the places Frodo did go in his life, which was his favourite? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-13-2003, 10:26 AM	#1214
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,300	mt doom the coolest place in the world. y did frodo go to mt doom? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-13-2003, 01:47 PM	#1215
Atariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Valimar Posts: 68	he had heard that the eggy mud did great things for one's skin. what shampoo does Eowyn use? __________________ Nai tiruvantel, ar varyuvantel i valar tielyanna nu vilya

02-13-2003, 02:01 PM	#1216
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Bacterial Bliss. The newest breakthrough in all natural shampoos, BB is a blend of seven different bacteria that work together to restore hair to its natural shine and buoyancy after a hard day of battling Uruk-hai. Slogan: Bacterial Bliss, beause you're definitely worth at least half that much. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do Orcs have such unpleasent personalities? [ February 13, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-13-2003, 02:55 PM	#1217
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	Because they never get enough sleep. ()()()()()()()()()(*) Why do elves wear dresses all the time? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Hiri [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-13-2003, 09:53 PM	#1218
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,300	most think that pants make them look fat why does legolas not where dresess? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-13-2003, 10:27 PM	#1219
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	He's painfully thin, so he doesn't mind looking like he's got a few more pounds than he actually does. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How did Ghan-buri-Gahn help the Rohirrim. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-14-2003, 12:18 AM	#1220
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	By teaching them Yoga. Eomer's downward dog and sun salute become the pride of the Rohirrim, and the envy of all Middle-Earth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Why did Sharkey flee to Hobbiton? __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-14-2003, 03:02 AM	#1221
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	To hide from Sauron, he thought he could blend in. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why is Rivendell the 'last homely house'? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

02-14-2003, 06:11 AM	#1222
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Its actually the only homely house. Middle-Earth is a horrible, terrible place. Why is there friendship between Gondor and Rohan? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-14-2003, 10:54 AM	#1223
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	Because Faramir's got the hots for Eowyn. ()()()()()()()()(*) What did Galadriel give Frodo? __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-14-2003, 11:02 AM	#1224
Nuinatariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: inside an inter-dimensional worm hole Posts: 96	A talking fish named Bob. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Where does Legolas live? __________________ DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!

02-14-2003, 11:12 AM	#1225
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	Legolas lives in my bedroom. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] * * * * * Why was Faramir's dwelling place kept secret? __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

02-14-2003, 01:04 PM	#1226
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	Because he didn't want Eowyn to find him. ******************* Where does Pippin live? __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-14-2003, 02:50 PM	#1227
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	In a huge scary castle in Mordor surrounded by a lake of fire. What are the Ringwraiths? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-14-2003, 03:24 PM	#1228
The Ruling Ring Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Deep Thought Posts: 83	On vacation at a Middle-Earth spa, with a huge in-ground pool. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] _________ What would be the one thing that could really get Shelob riled? __________________ "Where now are the Dúnedain, Elessar, Elessar?"

02-14-2003, 04:17 PM	#1229
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,300	sing the itsy bitsy spider. what is saurons fave song? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-14-2003, 05:21 PM	#1230
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Somewhere over the Rainbow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is Aragorn's favorite song? __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-14-2003, 05:48 PM	#1231
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,300	dirty by Christina who is legolas's fave singer? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-14-2003, 06:02 PM	#1232
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	Britney Spears, he can totally relate to her look too! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] ________________________________________ Who was the leader of the Fellowship? __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-14-2003, 06:25 PM	#1233
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,300	pippen. why did sauramon turn evil [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-14-2003, 06:49 PM	#1234
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Because Domino's wouldn't deliver to Orthanc in 30min. or less ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why didn't the Ents wear any clothes? __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-14-2003, 07:55 PM	#1235
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Tsk, tsk, you skipped Eomer's question, "What are the Ringwraiths"? First of all, it's not "Ringwraiths", it's "Ringwraith", any of several contagious fungal diseases of the skin, hair, or nails of humans and domestic animals that are characterized by ring-shaped discolored skin patches covered with vesicles and scales. "Ent", of course, are the antidote to Ringwraith, so why would a medicine wear clothes? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is Sam's favorite plant and why? [ February 14, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.