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#4081 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Fortunately, Sauron took out his wrath on the Witch-king.
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Unfortunately, the WiKi took out his wrath on the Shire, by destroying its entire supply of Longbottom Leaf!
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#4083 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Fortunately, before that the Witch-King killed Sauron with his own knife in Saving Private Ryan fashion. The Shire was still drugless and the people were starving, but Manwe was happy.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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#4084 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately, Manwe's favourite Socialist Bear, Hugalot, ran way. Making Manwe unhappy
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#4085 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came by to cheer him up.
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#4086 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Unfortunately, Manwë considered Johnny's presence anathema, and they waged a titanic battle.
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#4087 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, Johnny won of course
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#4088 |
Wight
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Unfortunately, Johnny died a day later due to the snuffles
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#4089 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, everyone thats been on this thread for a while remembers that Johnny is invinceble and can never die, only go away then appear back again.
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#4090 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, Johnny ate Frodo.
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#4091 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately, the alien-eating dog ate Johnny first.
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#4092 |
Twisted Taleswapper
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity
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Unfortunately the alien-eating dog got indigestion
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#4093 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Fortunately, this also gave Johnny indigestion. Thus, the overall result is that the alien-eating dog threw up Johnny, and Johnny threw up Frodo.
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#4094 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, Johnny stole the Ring.
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#4095 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately, Gandalf stabbed him and gave the ring back to Frodo.
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#4096 |
Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Unfortunately, since Gandalf killed to obtain the ring, he turned into a Gollumlike creature.
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#4097 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, he was still cloaked.
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#4098 |
Flame of the Ainulindalë
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Unfortunately the "Gandalf cloaking" jokes were banned already and the earlier point was not considered valid, leaving Gandalf openly a Gollum-like creature.
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#4099 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Fortunately, there was still hope that the numerous repeated jokes could stop and keep this thread from being more milked than Final Fantasy 7. Granted, FF7 was in itself a milking, but the jokes were nearly on it's level. At the very least they hadn't ruined their potential utterly like Halo.
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#4100 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately, Eru banned all video games
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#4101 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately, Legolas convinced him to allow video games again, so hordes of fans could still break the canon in Lord of The Rings: The Third Age. (Nice game, but you can feel the Professor turning over in his grave over the mithril weapons.)
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#4102 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, the professor was so annoyed that he got up and burned all copies of the game.
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#4103 |
Twisted Taleswapper
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Fortunately someone had made a backup copy, that the Proffesor didn't know about. So more were made and everyone was happy and they even added three new Mithril weapons!!
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#4104 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately, these new mithril weapons destroyed the games themselves and nobody tought to make backups of backups.
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#4105 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately, a new game that was exactly like the old one came out.
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#4106 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, an EMP attack destroyed a third of the world's computers.
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#4107 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Fortunately, this stopped all Third Age games, causing people to move on to the Rise of the Witch-King and the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
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#4108 |
Alive without breath
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Unfortunately, this meant that all the people from middle Earth needed the Internet and they soon discovered The Downs and were outraged by the Fortunately / Unfortunately thread. Gandalf was more outraged about the Crazy Captions thread where people had somehow found out about his... *cough* ... habits.
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#4109 |
Flame of the Ainulindalë
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Fortunately it was christmas and all saw the light.
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#4110 |
Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately Morgoth was Santa (ironic anagram - Satan) in disguise and ruined the soon to come Christmas.
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Fortunately, Gandalf used his... *cough* ... 'habit' to stop Morgoth.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, Morgoth had seen worse things and was unaffected.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately, Sauron hadn't seen anything worse and was affected, killing him instantly, and preventing the War of the Ring from ever happening.
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#4114 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, it didn't prevent the War of the Ringtones.
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#4115 |
Mellifluous Maia
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Fortunately, the "Final Fantasy 3 opera song" ringtone, wielded by the Flat Morgoyak, won the war, incorporated every loose end, fitted Gandalf with a cloaking device and allowed Christmas to continue as scheduled.
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#4116 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Unfortunately, Bob the Troll came and smashed the cell phone.
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#4117 |
Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately, Gandalf with his 'magic' fixed the phone and the War of the Ringtones continued as planned...
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#4118 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately, it was planned in space, where no one can hear you use your ringtones...
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#4120 |
Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately they all forgot their oxygen tanks
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