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06-07-2005, 07:31 PM
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Maundering Mage
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Dom is clearly pondering the recent post of Davem and others asking himself. Did I bring primary world baggage into the film with me?
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06-07-2005, 11:31 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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A modification to the old joke.
Merry sees Gandalf the Grey . . . in a see-through cloak!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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06-08-2005, 12:00 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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From a perspective atop Treebeard, Merry looks down at Pippin in annoyance as he realizes that Pippin has more beautiful hair.
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06-08-2005, 12:04 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Pippen: Now, what was my name? I can't rember my name! Merry, what is my name?!?!?!?
Merry: Pippen! Pippen: What?!?! Merry: *sighs*
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So there's this totally awsome Ring and there's some lord of it who i think isn't Frodo, but hey, it's a trillogy of tales so rock on!!! |
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06-08-2005, 02:55 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Merry: I'm sure I left that new pic somewhere around here...
 Theoden: Watch this, Aragorn, I can make that guy at the end wet himself... Aragorn: ... nice... 
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06-08-2005, 03:25 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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The Continued Adventures Of Ugluk-"007"
Now in his "tall, grim Ranger" disguise, Ugluk calculates the angle required to knock Theoden into the flaming brazier...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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06-08-2005, 06:25 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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The opening shot of Quentin Tariontino's Reservoir Wargs.
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Gordon's alive!
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06-08-2005, 06:30 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Théoden regrets betting Aragorn he could hop on one leg all day.
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06-08-2005, 07:02 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Aragorn: we still don't have enough men...
Legolas: what if we built a giant wooden badger? Theoden: i like it Gimli: no, we need the holy hand-grenade of Antioch! Theoden: i like it Aragorn: no, we should wait for reinforcements to come Theoden: i hate it
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-08-2005, 09:08 AM
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Alive without breath
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Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Théoden: Right, how many men do we have?
Aragorn: Erm... 12, 13, 14, m'lord. Théoden: Excellent! We'll win this battle against the 40 billion Orcs in double quick time.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-08-2005, 09:16 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Theoden: "How long have you been waiting for this bus, mate?"
Man at front of queue: "About 4 hours, I'm afraid..."
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06-08-2005, 10:07 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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"Gissa job. I can do that."
23 years later and he was still looking for work. His hair was more grey and the kids had got a bit older though.
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Gordon's alive!
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06-08-2005, 10:17 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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It's Graduation Day at Helm's Deep (without the hats).
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06-08-2005, 12:42 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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It wasn't just the actors that showed up in costume at the premiere of The Two Towers, but most of the audience as well...
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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06-08-2005, 12:43 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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The little smirk on Aragorn's face speaks only too clearly...
HA! He's only king of Rohan one I'll be king of Gondor....King I tell you!!! or (same smirk) Man if legolas doesn't stop goosing me I may loose it and just laugh out loud. 
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06-08-2005, 01:26 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Theoden: I don't care if we stay out here all week. We are not leaving until the person who painted my helmet pink owns up! You there, did you paint my helmet?
Guard: N-no, Sire... Aragorn: You want me to get Gimli to thump him?
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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06-08-2005, 02:29 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Theoden: "This is Helm's Deep? Crumbs! I'm meant to be in Rivendell!"
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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06-08-2005, 04:18 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Theoden: "Well men, the Uruks are advancing. We are badly outnumbered, but we can still defeat them! Just remember, now is the time for ruin, the time for wrath, & a red dawn!! DEATH!!! (smiles as he adds...) If you run into any problems, Aragorn and I will be in the Keep playing poker."
Aragorn: "Texas Hold 'Em, baby!!" |
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06-08-2005, 04:22 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Soldier on the left: "Quick! Hide the Dominoes! The boss is coming!"
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Gordon's alive!
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06-08-2005, 04:48 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Theoden Pic:
The Fashion Police rolled into town... Theoden: Fashion! turn to the left, Fashion! turn to the right! Legolas: Oooh, fashion! Gimli: We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town... Aragorn: Beep-beep! ~ Ka
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06-08-2005, 05:30 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Guard in the front: (whispering to robed guard) Do it, do it!
Robed guard: (cough) Theoden's momma was a hamster. or.... Theoden: There is the man that stole my pink elephant!
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Fenris Penguin
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06-08-2005, 06:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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 Eomer didn't think that agreeing to joust with the Haradrim was the smartest thing he had ever done.
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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06-08-2005, 06:57 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Eomer's failure to grasp the concept of perspective was always getting him into trouble...
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06-08-2005, 08:17 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Eomer uses he newly invented, though comically oversized, laser pointer in hopes of blinding the rider of the mumakil.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
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06-08-2005, 08:27 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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good things remembered?
Stay on target...stay on target...
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-08-2005, 09:39 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Eomer: Maby I can through this spear and knock one of the guys off nah, LEGOLAS!!!!!!!
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So there's this totally awsome Ring and there's some lord of it who i think isn't Frodo, but hey, it's a trillogy of tales so rock on!!! |
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06-08-2005, 10:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Much beknownced to others, Eomer was a regular Monet on horseback...
~ Impressionist Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikađ líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 06-08-2005 at 10:18 PM. |
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06-08-2005, 10:57 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Eomer: "Sure, it's big enough..."
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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06-08-2005, 11:53 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Eomer: I'll show that Legolas who can be most stylish with a wepon...
OR Eomer took animal rights a little too far when protesting against using oliphants in circuses.
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06-09-2005, 12:50 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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Sporting highlight
In the Rohan-Harad snooker final, Eomer Eadig takes on Jimmy the Mumak...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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06-09-2005, 01:09 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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When kings go bad...
Helm's Deep (?) pic:
Aragorn follows Theoden around, with an innocent look on his face, as the king of Rohan searches for the man responsible for his limping. |
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06-09-2005, 02:50 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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"What a beautiful view!" Eomer chose the wrong moment to get his sketchbook and pencils out.
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Gordon's alive!
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06-09-2005, 04:52 AM
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Alive without breath
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Eomer: Oh blast, the Oliphant has some garlic stuck between his teeth! HOLD STILL!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-09-2005, 05:18 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
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The Pelennor Fields' polo tournament had to be canceled as the Haradrim abused the rules...You just don't play polo riding an Oliphaunt.
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06-09-2005, 07:13 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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"Blimey! That fortune-teller was right - I am going to be crushed by an Oliphaunt today!"
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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06-09-2005, 12:36 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Eomer realises it had been a mistake to give Treebeard the job as Elephant keeper at Edoras Safari Park ... or at least not to specicify that the animals should not be given ent-draught.
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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06-09-2005, 01:11 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Eomer: Here’s for the new picture!
 Pippin began to think that maybe, just maybe, this was too much ale for him.
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06-09-2005, 01:14 PM
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Alive without breath
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Is that any better?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-09-2005, 01:19 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Yes thank you...still trying to think of something to say though
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