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luthien-elvenprincess · 06-14-2005, 02:11 PM

Gandalf pic: "Who's bleeping idea was it to situate the outhouse way over here, anyway?"

The Only Real Estel · 06-14-2005, 02:13 PM

Isengard Surgeons Inc.- Fine surgery & amputations. Fee: An arm & a leg

Gurthang · 06-14-2005, 02:50 PM

'We want you for the Isengard Army.'

OR

Saruman thought he could make a little cash on the side by selling posters in Mordor. Naturally, Sauron was not amused.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-14-2005, 02:56 PM

Saruman's pic:

Saruman was not happy with the photographer when he refused to capture his good side.

Gandalf's picture:

Judging an Ent long-jump competition meant long walks.

Lhunardawen · 06-14-2005, 11:51 PM

Gandalf pic:

During his free time, Gandalf tries to look for Alatar and Pallando. (The former, by the way, is hiding right here in the Downs.

)

Saruman pic:

The secret power of Saruman's staff: turn annoying, hideous Orcs into stone.

mormegil · 06-14-2005, 11:59 PM

Christopher Lee speaking to himself at the shooting: "be the orc...You are the orc!!!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-15-2005, 12:13 AM

Saruman: Haha! In this poster I am the prettiest!

Kath · 06-15-2005, 03:30 AM

Saruman: No, I'm in the middle!

Ainaserkewen · 06-15-2005, 03:11 PM

This is how the Lord of the Rings publicity poster would have looked if the bad guys had won. Peter Jackson kept it locked up in his office just incase something went wrong.

Gil-Galad · 06-15-2005, 04:06 PM

Sauron: Surely you can put me in it

Saruman: sorry i've spent all the funny and stop calling me Shirley

(Edit: oh thats a big typo...i'll leave it...

)

THE Ka · 06-15-2005, 07:40 PM

Just in case the other projects didn't pull through, Saruman organized a 'boy band' to target a younger crowd...

~Ka

The Only Real Estel · 06-15-2005, 08:41 PM

Wrongful death at the hands of Uruks case? The law office of Cheatem, Swindler, & Grabb are at your service!

Boromir88 · 06-15-2005, 09:29 PM

The opening Scene to Saruman's Broadway show with friends....

The Golden Hall's security cameras catch Pippin red handed.

Formendacil · 06-15-2005, 10:37 PM

On his deathbed, Gandalf entrusts Pippin with the most sacred of tasks: safeguarding the Golden Mongoose!

THE Ka · 06-15-2005, 11:09 PM

Pippin trys out for the hit-show among young hobbits: Hops and Cops...

~ Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-15-2005, 11:52 PM

Pippin: Okay Gandalf, but why do you need all this wine at this time of night?

Gandalf: Shut up! You Fool of a Took!

Pippin:

OR

Pippin: I should have taken this Palantir back at Isenguard, but oh well.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 06-16-2005, 12:17 AM

What would be a better place to hide an enormous Easter egg than Gandalf's beard?!

Lhunardawen · 06-16-2005, 01:33 AM

Pippin conjured magic -- a pumpkin from sleeping Gandalf's ear.

And for Saruman's pic (again):

The second secret power of Saruman's staff: protect his soul from the camera.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-16-2005, 07:35 AM

Pippin successfully hypnotizes Gandalf with a pumpkin.

"I am Rudy Giuliani, you must forgive Homer!"

Gurthang · 06-16-2005, 10:01 AM

Look! It's Lord of the Rings... in black and white!

OR

Despite the fact that Gandalf had already passed out, Pippin insisted on pouring him another pint.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-16-2005, 10:17 AM

Despite it being the Middle of the night, Pippin still wanted to know how to be like Gandalf!

Kitanna · 06-16-2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

"I am Rudy Giuliani, you must forgive Homer!"

Haha!

Sometimes at night Pippin liked to watch over Gandalf as he slept...

Gil-Galad · 06-16-2005, 11:04 AM

...as Charlie Chaplin runs through...

Kath · 06-16-2005, 01:52 PM

Pippin: Ok so I club him over the head with this pumpkin - wait! Pumpkins! Argh!

wilwarin538 · 06-16-2005, 03:49 PM

After receiving the short stick, Pippin is the one that has to recloak the sleeping uncloaked Gandalf.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-16-2005, 03:56 PM

Pippin undertakes a daring quest to gather all the Rings of Power to him: he begins with Narya.

Bêthberry · 06-16-2005, 04:07 PM

Pippin: "Roll over Gandalf and tell Saruman the news."

(I was going to post something like "A picture best not shown to Michael Jackson" but then I wouldn't want to countermand an American jury. Nor, considering McKellen's own orientation, would I want to suggest any malfeisance on his part. Or Tolkien's.

)

Lalwendë · 06-16-2005, 04:08 PM

How Pippin got an ASBO.

Because he forgot to wear his hoodie he was soon recognised when the clip went out on Crimewatch.

"Don't have nightmares. And sleep well..."

Ainaserkewen · 06-16-2005, 04:20 PM

Bad boys, bad boys,
Watcha gonna do,
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Boromir88 · 06-16-2005, 05:18 PM

Pippin takes Gandalf's scrapbook...

Elf being held up by Legolas: You have no arms, what are you going to do...bleed on me?
Dwarf: Just because I have no arms doesn't mean I can't shove my foot up your ____ (fill in the blank)...

Gil-Galad · 06-16-2005, 05:21 PM

...Legolas got served...who would have thought somebody could beat his Elvish Pop dancing?...

Ainaserkewen · 06-16-2005, 05:37 PM

Men: My Gawd are they tall...

Kitanna · 06-16-2005, 05:44 PM

Elf: How dare you insult my frock!

The Elf-warrior · 06-16-2005, 06:14 PM

Elf: "The Sacrilege! Who scrawled 'For the best beer west of Bree visit the Green Dragon!on that ancient wall'? I'll bet it was one of those vulgar dwarves!"

Legolas: "Hold your horses. That's Pippin's handwriting."

Gil-Galad · 06-16-2005, 07:29 PM

Elf: Whose this elf? whose this elf! Hes Legolas! who nearly survived the dreaded Chicken of Bristol! who personally wet himself at the battle of Saxon Hill! Hes Legolas the-not-as-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot!

Legolas: please stop, you've helped enough now...

**The Saucepan Man** · 06-16-2005, 08:11 PM

Legolas takes advantage of the situation to make a grab for Glorfindel's wallet*.

*My initial thought involved something other than a wallet, but this is a family board ...

Oddwen · 06-16-2005, 08:51 PM

As the debate raged, Legolas threatened to release his entourage.
Men: "No, please! We have no weapons, we are a peaceful folk!"

Or...

Legolas: Oh yeah? You and your Dwarvish racket can...ooh, Glorfindel! Is that velvet you're wearing?
Glorf: Dude! Keep your hands to yourself!

Holbytlass · 06-16-2005, 08:58 PM

Pippin...TRICK OR TREAT!!

The Only Real Estel · 06-16-2005, 10:17 PM

(Pippin pic)

Pippin's lifelong search had come to an end when he finally found The Great Pumpkin.

Ainaserkewen · 06-16-2005, 10:51 PM

Little did they know that the mysterious man in the corner was wearing a hidden camera on his shoe trying to sneak glances up elven robes.

06-14-2005, 02:11 PM	#5601
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Gandalf pic: "Who's bleeping idea was it to situate the outhouse way over here, anyway?" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

06-14-2005, 02:50 PM	#5603
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	'We want you for the Isengard Army.' OR Saruman thought he could make a little cash on the side by selling posters in Mordor. Naturally, Sauron was not amused. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-14-2005, 02:56 PM	#5604
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman's pic: Saruman was not happy with the photographer when he refused to capture his good side. Gandalf's picture: Judging an Ent long-jump competition meant long walks. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-14-2005, 11:59 PM	#5606
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Christopher Lee speaking to himself at the shooting: "be the orc...You are the orc!!!" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

06-15-2005, 12:13 AM	#5607
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Ah, yes. Saruman: Haha! In this poster I am the prettiest! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-14-2005, 02:13 PM	#5602
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Isengard Surgeons Inc.- Fine surgery & amputations. Fee: An arm & a leg

06-14-2005, 11:51 PM	#5605
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf pic: During his free time, Gandalf tries to look for Alatar and Pallando. (The former, by the way, is hiding right here in the Downs. ) Saruman pic: The secret power of Saruman's staff: turn annoying, hideous Orcs into stone.

06-15-2005, 03:30 AM	#5608
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Saruman: No, I'm in the middle! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-15-2005, 03:11 PM	#5609
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	This is how the Lord of the Rings publicity poster would have looked if the bad guys had won. Peter Jackson kept it locked up in his office just incase something went wrong. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? Last edited by Ainaserkewen; 06-15-2005 at 03:38 PM.

06-15-2005, 04:06 PM	#5610
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Sauron: Surely you can put me in it Saruman: sorry i've spent all the funny and stop calling me Shirley (Edit: oh thats a big typo...i'll leave it... ) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed. Last edited by Gil-Galad; 06-15-2005 at 09:13 PM.

06-15-2005, 07:40 PM	#5611
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Just in case the other projects didn't pull through, Saruman organized a 'boy band' to target a younger crowd... ~Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-15-2005, 08:41 PM	#5612
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Wrongful death at the hands of Uruks case? The law office of Cheatem, Swindler, & Grabb are at your service!

06-15-2005, 09:29 PM	#5613
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	The opening Scene to Saruman's Broadway show with friends.... The Golden Hall's security cameras catch Pippin red handed. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-15-2005, 10:37 PM	#5614
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	On his deathbed, Gandalf entrusts Pippin with the most sacred of tasks: safeguarding the Golden Mongoose! __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

06-15-2005, 11:09 PM	#5615
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Pippin trys out for the hit-show among young hobbits: Hops and Cops... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-15-2005, 11:52 PM	#5616
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: Okay Gandalf, but why do you need all this wine at this time of night? Gandalf: Shut up! You Fool of a Took! Pippin: OR Pippin: I should have taken this Palantir back at Isenguard, but oh well. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-16-2005, 12:17 AM	#5617
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	What would be a better place to hide an enormous Easter egg than Gandalf's beard?! __________________ Fenris Wolf

06-16-2005, 01:33 AM	#5618
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Move over, Eomer of the Rohirrim! Pippin conjured magic -- a pumpkin from sleeping Gandalf's ear. And for Saruman's pic (again): The second secret power of Saruman's staff: protect his soul from the camera. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 06-16-2005 at 01:43 AM.

06-16-2005, 07:35 AM	#5619
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Pippin successfully hypnotizes Gandalf with a pumpkin. "I am Rudy Giuliani, you must forgive Homer!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-16-2005, 10:01 AM	#5620
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Look! It's Lord of the Rings... in black and white! OR Despite the fact that Gandalf had already passed out, Pippin insisted on pouring him another pint. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-16-2005, 10:17 AM	#5621
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Despite it being the Middle of the night, Pippin still wanted to know how to be like Gandalf! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-16-2005, 11:04 AM	#5623
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	...as Charlie Chaplin runs through... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-16-2005, 01:52 PM	#5624
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Pippin: Ok so I club him over the head with this pumpkin - wait! Pumpkins! Argh! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-16-2005, 03:49 PM	#5625
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	After receiving the short stick, Pippin is the one that has to recloak the sleeping uncloaked Gandalf. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

06-16-2005, 03:56 PM	#5626
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Pippin undertakes a daring quest to gather all the Rings of Power to him: he begins with Narya. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-16-2005, 04:07 PM	#5627
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,979	Pippin: "Roll over Gandalf and tell Saruman the news." (I was going to post something like "A picture best not shown to Michael Jackson" but then I wouldn't want to countermand an American jury. Nor, considering McKellen's own orientation, would I want to suggest any malfeisance on his part. Or Tolkien's. )

06-16-2005, 04:08 PM	#5628
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	How Pippin got an ASBO. Because he forgot to wear his hoodie he was soon recognised when the clip went out on Crimewatch. "Don't have nightmares. And sleep well..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-16-2005, 04:20 PM	#5629
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Bad boys, bad boys, Watcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

06-16-2005, 05:18 PM	#5630
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Pippin takes Gandalf's scrapbook... Elf being held up by Legolas: You have no arms, what are you going to do...bleed on me? Dwarf: Just because I have no arms doesn't mean I can't shove my foot up your ____ (fill in the blank)... __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-16-2005, 05:21 PM	#5631
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	...Legolas got served...who would have thought somebody could beat his Elvish Pop dancing?... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-16-2005, 05:37 PM	#5632
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Men: My Gawd are they tall... __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

06-16-2005, 05:44 PM	#5633
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Elf: How dare you insult my frock! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

06-16-2005, 06:14 PM	#5634
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Elf: "The Sacrilege! Who scrawled 'For the best beer west of Bree visit the Green Dragon!on that ancient wall'? I'll bet it was one of those vulgar dwarves!" Legolas: "Hold your horses. That's Pippin's handwriting." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-16-2005, 07:29 PM	#5635
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Elf: Whose this elf? whose this elf! Hes Legolas! who nearly survived the dreaded Chicken of Bristol! who personally wet himself at the battle of Saxon Hill! Hes Legolas the-not-as-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot! Legolas: please stop, you've helped enough now... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-16-2005, 08:11 PM	#5636
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Legolas takes advantage of the situation to make a grab for Glorfindel's wallet. My initial thought involved something other than a wallet, but this is a family board ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!